Whales On Stilts

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Secretly, you always knew this day would come.

Oh it’s a real book. Whales On Stilts

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  • Sing With The Four Roses Societ!

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    Just love how the dog looks so damn happy.

    from Vintage photographs

    My Next Gaming Rig

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    Tons more of this set up over at fishki.net my russian isn’t all that hot, but I think they’re claiming this is Steve Ballmer’s set up.

    Tax Form 1040EZ 2DO

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    Mooninite Terrorist In Action

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    [1-31]

    Puppy Wallpaper

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    omg, puppies are teh cute.

    Macgyver Tool Set

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    This thing was around the net like EVERYWHERE a month ago.  I was going to put it up then, but guess what?  I’m a lazy fuck who likes to do all of his posting at once, so here it is.  A month late.

    Hardly Boys in The Case Of The World Trade Center Conspiracy

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    Man, I remember the Hardy Boys!  When I read their books, they were in the CIA and shit, and one of the boy’s girlfriend was killed in the first book, and they were trying to track down the sumbitchs that did that shit, and they were going to fuck him up good.
    Then I went back and read all the old books, and I was like, ‘wtf’, where’s the CIA.

    Sean Connery’s Sexy Mustache

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    Man’s got the fuzzy lip there, and where the hell did that rug come from on his chest?  Damn!

    Hansaplast Long Pleasure Condom Advertisement

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    for a brief moment there, I didn’t think that was dynamite.  You guess what I thought it was.

    Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead.

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    WHOA OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD

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    ROFL Mao

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    Time Travel Advertisement

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    WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

    Long Legs FTW

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    Love girls in chokers. LOVE.

    Warp Factor Fuck You

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  • THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING

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    My GOD it’s full of stars.

    The Joy Of Not Being Sold Anything Graffiti

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    Man, if that ain’t the truth. I hate places that have advertisements all over the place.Oh wait. fuck. nevermind.

    Fuck Your Theory

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    That’s a gun in his hand. he wins the argument.

    Pork Brains In A Can

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    One can of these, and you’re good for like a week’s worth of cholesterol.

    Reality Sucks

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    for utopolis.be

    Mark Twain Looks COOL

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    When you look this cool
    You don’t need
    to be on topic

    Firefly- I’ll Be In My Bunk

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    Jaaaaayne

    Michael Fox Etch A Sketch

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    Oh, it’s so wrong, yet so funny.

    From wtf_omg

    Zombie Jesus Wallpaper

    A wallpaper version of this post:

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    New Host

    Moved MCS to a new web host, so if you’ve made any comments over the last couple days, they might have been lost in the transfer, and for that I am eternally sorry.

    Also, I’ve disabled hotlinking for the time being, cause it might cause the world to end, true story.

    [Edit: If you hot link, you’ll get a spinner. So don’t hot link. If you see the spinner on the website, the spinner has been spun in your cache, just hit f5 a couple times, and get over it. The reason I’m doing this is because the next level of hosting that I would be charged for is $300 a month…which MCS is definitely not pulling in. Please allow me to see where my bandwidth currently sits, and then I’ll enable everything again once I’m sure I’m not anywhere near that limit.]

    God Listens To Slayer

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    White House Evil Eye

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    Where Is Your God Now? (LemonLime CHAOS)

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    THE FUSION! WILL IT NEVER END!?

    Push Button, Receive Bacon

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    This has been bouncing around 4chan for so long, I’m almost embarrassed to post it.

    Almost.

    Ice Ice Graffiti

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    Toooo Cold!

    Shit A Brick

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    Banana Phone

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    Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone!

    Local Police Are Now Targeting

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    Fat Chicks

    Drama Llama

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    Toilet Drifting

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    Careful not to leave huge skidmarks!

    Evil Dead

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    I feel like this image is trying to say “Something is about to get out of hand.”

    Real Networks [buffering]

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    God, ain’t this the truth.