One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor

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God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.

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  • Zelda Fine Art

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    Sweet awesomeness, and I don’t even like the Zelda games.

    I Bone Your Mom

    he looks like the type to do it too.

    Jesus Loves You!

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    Unless you are :
    Muslim
    Atheist
    Mormon
    A Free Thinker
    Homosexual
    Capable Of Logical Reason
    Pro-Choice

    Windows Errors Wallpaper

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    Great for pranks!

    Balmer! Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

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    Chair! Chair! Chair!

    Darwin Vs God

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    Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal?  Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!

    by Endling

    Anorexia Perceptions

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    I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it.  Her knees are too sharp.

    Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog

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    I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.

    Helicoptor AntiAir Countermeasures

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    I didn’t even notice there was a aircraft there for a while.

    Get Off My Lawn You Damn Kids!

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    It’s a cat in a dog house.

    Whiskas Advertisement

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    8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.

    Sea Of Crabs

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    Previously, in crab news:
    Crab Warning Poster
    Super Crabs!

    MirthCanal

    I just noticed that MCS is on top of the MirthCanal ratings.

    Get on over there and vote us up!

    Needs More Cameras

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    Oh, those crazy photographers.  Are those highspeed cameras there on the ground?  They look hyper-specialized.


  • Handless Organist – Truly A Miracle Of God

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    How exactly is this a miracle of god?  You’d think a miracle would include a pair of hands that worked right.

    Feeling Lucky?

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    From Snorgtees Via Khramageddon 

    St Patrick’s Day!

    Cat Vs Mouse

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    I always hear from cat owners how much their cat loves the various computer peripherals.

    My Computer

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    I lol’d at work, and got in trouble when i saw this on Fark.

    Going To The Moon, BRB

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    look kids, it’s Stephen Hawkings, and he’s going to the moon!  Maybe he’ll take some company?

    Efilax Advertisement

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    I have no idea what they’re advertising.  No really.  I’m that stupid, right?

    Ice Water On Tap

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    I’d be afraid that my beard would freeze.

    Evolution Is A Lie!

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    Can you imagine being in this church?

    Britney Shears

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    Room of BSOD

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    Guess this is what happens when you roll out a back update, eh?

    New Site Feature!

    Look over there to the right! (no your other right, there you go ::pat pat::) There’s 10 random posts from the archives.

    If you’re reading the site through the RSS feed (all 350 of you! yay!) you’ll have to click through to the website to see this EXCITING new feature!

    Lovecraft Love Face

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    Lovecraft would make this face during sex.

    Staring as he thrusted.  Staring.  Just staring.

    Recent Eclipse

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    I think I was drunk while this was happening, anyone actually see it in person?

    This Is America

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    Robocop FTW

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    Damn the first movie rocked.  Totally.

    Luckily I never saw the sequels.

    Clippy Want / Do Not Want

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    I figure I better post this, cause they just retired the little bastard.

    Plz to be no eetings!

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    Plz to be no eetings!

    I R not tasty or nootrishus

    Head On Handgun

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    God damn stupid commercial for a product that simply does not work, and yet they’re making mad money off it.

    Battlestar Galactica – Starbuck

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    [EDIT: Spoilers abound in the comments, so don’t read them if you don’t want to have the latest BSG episodes spoiled]

    Judgement Day

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    Judgment day is here.

    Show your tits and I will judge ’em.

    X-Box Strong Man

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    I just moved my x-box up to my second story, and I had to use a forklift.

    Star Trek MMO : Starbase

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    I pee my pants a little bit everytime I hear new news about the Star Trek MMO.  It has so much potential, and yet so did Enterprise.

    Ya Hya Chouhada MUAD’DIB

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    Hey look, it’s a Dune reference!