Troll Humor

Toaster = Bob Dylan

Battlestar Galactica spoilers in comments!

Spooky Ghost Shoes

Polar Bear Cub

This is the polar bear that Cobert wants us to kill?  /sob

Gas Mask Kids

I seem to have a thing for gas masks

Giant Foot Print

Reynolds Wrap Gate Advertisement

Yes I Do Like Nuts, Why?

Sexy Battlestar Galactica Lawyer

Just caught the latest BSG Episode, spoilers in comments {OMG SHIT FUCK WTF WAS THAT}

Geek T-Shirt

Star Wars Stormtrooper Under Arrest

Platt National Park – Endorsed by the Klan!

PS3 Vs X-Box 360 – The Beer Difference

From Engadget.com

American Wallpaper

by vhm alex

Divorce, the geeky way

An anonymous douche says it’s from dpchallenge.  DP Challenge?  Is that some kind of porn competition?

Captain America #449 : No one comes back from the DEAD

“WHAT?!  Nick — GONE? for WHAT, the FOURTH time? FORGIVE me, Contessa, but I’ve heard that song and dance BEFORE.  That old buzzard’s too TOUGH to die.  I’m not BUYING it. ”

“then perhaps you should LEARN to.  We ALL miss him, Rogers… but it’s for REAL this time…   ….And no one comes back from the DEAD.”

This must have been before Nick’s latest death, which puts him up to 10 or 12 death.

Via www.comic-images.com (it’s my own site, so yeah, I’m link whoring it out, but it’s a funny picture, and the site needs traffics, and oh fuck it, just go visit the damn website already, would you?)

Danger: Keep Off Shelf Ice

OMG WTF!?! Knock First!!!

I got this problem with my current roommate.  I’ll be watching mildly artistic “nature” films, and he’ll come barging in, and I’ll be sitting there just pounding away on a bag of chips, and I’ll be all like “hey mother fucker knock before you run in!” and then put away my ‘chips’.

And before you make mention of any locking of doors, I’ll tell you this.  My house was built when god himself was in diapers, and apparently the world was a safer place then, cause there isn’t a single lock on any of the inside doors.

Pistol Knife

Praying For Peace

Greatest President Ever!?

Computer Doctors Sign

ew!

Baby Octopus

OMG, teh cutness it kills with its power!

Doggy Gunner Part 2

Remember this doggie gunner?  Apparently, there’s a whole series of him floating around the nets:

Porn Puts Our Children In Harms Way

Porn makes zombies?

Monster Car

Is there even an engine in there?

Pro Choice Leader Statistics

Note to self: always use caution when pulling numbers out of ass.

Turtle Rider

So what’s on the stick?  Sausage?  Carrot?

Beer Store Rainbow

/sniff….it’s so beautiful!

Internet Warning Labels

Yellowstone National Park

I’ve been here I think.  It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.

May Contain Traces Of Peanuts

LoL Peanuts

Beating Out Chuck By One Vote

Airport Baggage Roulette

Murderous Wedding Cake

I seem to have a thing for cakes here.

300 – Parkaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

TEH OMGWTFBBQ!!!1

Happy President

“So, Mr President, is that a carrot in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”

Hot Dog Man

My Precious

Yessssssss,

My Precious

Moments…

Airplane / Sun Photo Effect

Robbers Shot

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.  They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up.  A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.  You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’

Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.  They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’

To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

-Tony Gladstone

Two things I get from this letter to the editor:  Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.

MyStalk.com A Place for Fiends

Site stats / hotlinking removal

Teapot Baobab Tree

Image by Gilles Croissant

Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.

via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)

Quit Smoking!

From Quitsmoke.us via Across The Board 

Doggy Hat

Cement Disaster

I love the footprints leading out…

Broccoli Cat

Oh the broccoli is such a wonderful endeavor.

Atomic Bomb

This is for the Boston PD.

Penquin Cliff Jumper

Whoops!