Grand Canyon Red Flowers Wallpaper

Alyson Hannigan Red Knuckle Wallpaper

did she beat the fuck out of someone before this shoot?  damn!

Heroes Symbol Wallpaper

Transformers Movie Wallpaper

You might not be able to tell from this shot, but the dude that isn’t optimus?  yeah, him.  he’s roller blading.  for reals, robots on skates!

Sexy Vampire Wallpaper

Communist Blimps Over Statue of Liberty

From command and conquer perhaps?

Green Grasshopper Wallpaper

Earth From Space Dual Monitor Wallpaper

Cthulhu Lives Wallpaper

Danielle Lloyd Wallpapers

Duck Hunt Dog Wallpaper

Stupid fucking dog.  I hate you.  I HATE YOU.

Lizard Wallpaper

Metal Gear Solid Cyborg Ninja Wallpaper

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Wallpaper

Flash Splash Page Wallpaper

Strawberry Wallpaper

Riot Police Dual Screen Wallpaper

Star Wars Concept Wallpaper

guinea pig wallpaper

Red Neck Daycare

You know, I’d say they only used about 1/2 a roll of duck tape there…so it’s good money sense!

Hands Puppet

Reminds me of the tunnel from the labrynth

Casablanca Movie Poster

Quick, name the bar!

evangeline lily high resolution

In case of petrol price increase, break glass

ok, but what do I put my other foot in? (btw, that car?  it could fit in the bed of my truck.  seriously)

Rhino Portrait

Prehistoric looking eh?

Mars Attacks

I can’t remember what these guys were saying through the whole movie….

Star Wars Star Destroyer Ship Yards

Lego FTW

hot cock

you expecting something else?  pervert?

Law & Order : Goddamn Batman

In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three seperate, yet equally important groups.  The police who investigate crime, the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the God damn Batman.These are their stories.

If Fox News had existed throughout history…

Giant Kitty Will Eat You!

Toilet Camera is for research use only

Justice League Wallpaper by Alex Ross

Microwave Computer Case Mod

I like this, lol.  Only problem would be actually adjusting the monitor.

Ready to have a liquor party

at first, I was like whoa.

then I noticed they have no Jack Daniels.

so I cried a little bit.

Poopin Cat

False Alarm!

Ubuntu Wallpaper

So I tried Ubuntu the other day on one of my old Dell machines.  Took too long to load, and was confusing as shit when I finally got it loaded up.  Why can’t anyone make a Linix distro that doesn’t: 1.) look like shit, 2.) run like shit 3.) be all confusing and shit?

Seriously! I was trying to find the other hard drive on my system (which has all my mp3s and  uh…adult motivational movies) and I ended up on my third desktop.  What’s a third desktop?  I have no clue.  Why is it there?  no idea!  There was little heard from the OS though, it just sat there and ‘tut tut’ed at me as if I should just KNOW.  Why in the world were there no help systems?

Dildo Doggy Toy

Natalie… again.

Cosplayer Burnination

I Need About Tree Fiddy

Shut The Hell Up! Dissenters Hate Freedom

Windows Vista

“If you don’t buy Windows Vista, we’ll kill this dog.”

Super Mario – Will It Take Off?

Keira Knightley Wallpapers

Hello Kidney!

(it’s a rip on Hello Kitty)  (get it?)

Sonic And Knucles Wallpaper

This game is what killed the Sega Genesis for me.   I guess I got to the age, and experienced enough side scrollers to realize that they really only end in one thing: MADNESS.  Or bunnies jumping out of robots made by a giant egg man.

Or are those the same things?

Indecisive Pie Chart

HTML Ear Rings

Bitches Love Smiley Faces

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