Puncuation is Everything!

An english professor wrote the words:

“A woman without her man is nothing”

on the chalk board ans asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

“A Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote:

“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Punctuation is powerful.

via bits & pieces

cPanel X Password Humor

Spider-Ham and the Marvel Comics Civil War Money Maker

I’m pretty sure this is a cover to a comic, but for the life of me, I can’t muster up the effort to care enough to research it.

Tianaman Square Tank Man

This is the clearest copy of this picture I’ve seen yet.

House – Do Want

Google Maps Pee Man

Link to Google Maps Pee Man

Masterbation motivation poster

Every time you masterbate God kills a Kitten… thats why we cannot love kittens.

Get the CIA Cap – Drive the Terrorists Nuts!

Buy this Hat!

Christian Logic

This is part of Psalms 111:10. It is not taken out of context or anything.

God loves you, and at the same time wants you to FEAR him, or else he’ll cast you into the pits of Hell? What kind of dysfunctional logic is this?

FIX ANAL

Seriously, does anyone know what in the hell is this?I find it rather disturbing.

Makes me think of the goatse guy… Ugh.

Can’t stop?

Knocked Up Movie Poster

Seen it?

The hole left by the Dark Ages.

So i hear this might be a controversial topic.

And yes, I would like to live on Mars by now!

Not This Shit Again Kitty

Lady Bug

Pulp Fiction Movie Poster Image

hey look!  it’s uma thurman!

Fox News: How often co you think about touching other people’s private parts?

Seriously?  Like every day.  Hourly.  I wake up with that thought.

Bottleneck Island

oh, you think that’s natural?

Female Footballer

from fotografier.se

Levi Mannequin Advertisement

Warhammer 40k Inquisitor

Break Yo Neck

Ah!  A variation of the “squishing your head” technique

Panda Photographer

Yeah, so wtf is going on here?

Big Bullet Ammo Feed

feels like a repost, but those bullets make me all excited ‘down there’ so here they are.  Again.  (maybe)

Cast Magic Missile

Dedicated Server Problems

Those of you that were trying to access the site over the weekend might have noticed that there were a few minor problems. mainly that the entire site was unaccessible, and even when you did connect it was slow as fuck. This was a dedicated server from WestHost. After three days of their incompetent tech support bumbling about, I figured that enough was enough and moved everything back to hurricane electric.

So here we are, back where we started, but at least you can get to the site, right?

Deja Vu Nintendo Game

I played this game for days upon days, and never got further then out of the building you wake up in.  And then I died, or had no clue on where to go… I think I’m going to go get the ROM for it, and get a cheatsheet, and beat it for good, just to satisfy my inner child.

Trashed Cars

Tom Brown Is Goofy As Fuck

from Jezebel (click through to see how much of a douche this guy really is)

Monkey Baby Bubble Bath

Dog In Boots

Puss in boots ain’t got shit on him!

Abstract Leafs

Aren’t these seed pods of some kind?  I vaguely remember a Disney wildlife special about seeds that fall with these things on them.

Melted Keyboard

This is what happens when you break the sound barrier of typing speed.  I’ve gone through three different keyboards this way!

Snail Flower Power

Snails FTW!

Do Turtles Eat Watermellon?

The photographic proof says YES!

Waiting For The Perfect Man

Man’s Effect On Natur

Watch as this park is transformed into a paradise!

(more…)

Cat Peeping Through Door Crack

No Farting

For Mom…with love

Trojan Condoms…?

[mother’s day]

Beware of Dog

that’s a cat!

Tricked Out ATV

What’s with all the vehicles and rims?

Homeless and Jobless Robot

Will Process Data For Energy

It hurts…too much!

Go to the cashier and ask this question.

Politeness

Puppy In A Pail

Faceless Masses

Masks?

Tentacle Sucker

Baby Gator On Mom’s Head

Gator or Croc?

Changing Up!!?!?!?!

hell there mcs peoples.

I need a name for you guys, kinda like b-tards, or farkers, or goons.  anyways!

Just purchased a dedicated server from westhost.com, and just a few moments ago, I changed up the DNS information.  if you’re seeing this, you’re on the old server, and you comments will be FOREVER LOST.

So, don’t comment if you see this message.  if this message isn’t here, then you won’t be able to see it, right?

right.  anyways, as per the norm, I’m drinking again tonight, all by myself.  If you have anything interesting to say, please feel free to instant message me using AIM : yourcoolestfan.

and no, you can’t have my msn, jabber, yahoo, icq, or what the fuck ever weird ass client you’re using.  use fucking AIM.  go download miranda, and get with the fucking program.

I think I’m going to install a jabber server on the new dedicated server.  Then there shoudl be no problems, but until then, just the AIM.