A-Team Smart Car

Sooty – Pimp Daddy Guinea Pig

man Vs bear

BATTLE TO THE DEATH.

Angel wings

Disclaimer: I am an atheist, I just thought the pic was awesome.

Mmmm

[blue lips open mouth wallpaper]

Mrs. Right

“I may not be Mrs. right

But I’ll fuck you till she shows up.”

16k Strip of fire crackers

[4th of july]

Commuting Scooter

Xooter Cruz Ultra

spider jerusalem discusses voting

You want to know about voting.

I’m here to tell you about voting.

Imagine you’r elocked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun.

And you aint’ allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight.

You like to put your feet up and watch “republican party reservation.”

They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.

That’s voting.

You’re welcome.

The things we buy

Poop!

V For Vendetta – Cleaning Up The Kitchen

5 Lb Hershey Bar

Chocolate keeps me from killing people. There are a lot of stupid people so…

Gargoyles Logo Wallpaper

I remember getting home from highschool and watching this.  Anyone else?  You know that was Worf voicing one of the dudes, right?

half life 2 promo poster

I still haven’t gotten to play this yet.  I heard the story sucked, so I just never got the motivation.

Tangled Power Lines

Can you imagine?

Coleco Telstar Marksman

Also played pong (though not with the gun).

Optical Illusion

Guitar Heroes Got Screwed

Damn! I didn’t think this was possible!

Gotta Go! Low Altitude Ejection

The cutest lizard in the world

Cuter than the Texas Thorny Lizard, I bring you the Australian Thorny Devil.

(photo from: www.ryanphotographic.com/Paddy's%20photos.htm)

Office Supply Hitler

Waste helps the enemy.

Conserve material.

Fire Beetle

Allegedly street-legal jet Beetle

I raise my hand….

Lindsay Lohan Wallpaper

I don’t like her that much, but it’s her birthday today. Wonder what scandal we’ll see in TV tomorrow…

You’ve got a screw loose – Xray of Skull with Screws in.

Space Shuttle Atlantis Night Launch (Neat Visual)

Neat visual of the Space Shuttle Atlantis launching at sunset. In early 2001 during a launch of Atlantis, the Sun, Earth, Moon, and rocket were all properly aligned.

First, for the space shuttle’s plume to cast a long shadow, the time of day must be either near sunrise or sunset. Next, just at sunset, the shadow is the longest and extends all the way to the horizon. Finally, during a Full Moon, the Sun and Moon are on opposite sides of the sky. Just after sunset, for example, the Sun is slightly below the horizon, and, in the other direction, the Moon is slightly above the horizon. Therefore, as Atlantis blasted off, just after sunset, its shadow projected away from the Sun toward the opposite horizon, where the Full Moon just happened to be.

Donald Duck Ride

The Lion Says – Mmmm, that antelope looks TASTY!

Welchi Allen Ear Blast System

Looks like a pistol to me.  I’d say this wasn’t approved by any kind of safety board

Lion On Top Of Car

Gay PC

DESTROY THE COMPUTER!!!

A Homosexual invention by
Alan Turning. Who cares if he cracked
the German Enigma code and won WWII?

It’s a Homo’s Devil Machine!

What’s That man doing to his bottom?

Mmmm More Sexy Strawberries….

X-Ray Of Pistol

Is this real?  I didn’t think that metal was x-rayable.

Weelchair madness

blahblahblahblah

Bear Cavalry

Yeah, you’re pretty much fucked.

You can encrypt but we can decrypt – Suck it MPAA

Meerkat Security – You watch my back, and I’ll watch yours…

What are you doing with that stick?

*poke*

[steve irwin]

Modern America By EnglishFellow

by EnglishFellow

Texas horned lizard

They can squirt blood from the corners of their eyes up to five feet to confuse predators.

Deadpool Explains Peanut Romance

Buckethead

Born in a coop and raised in a cage…Everyone should know Buckethead

Ultimate Comic Book Villian Line Up

Who would you pick for ultimate villian?  Of all time.  EVER.

Barrage Balloon After Hit by Nuclear Blast Shockwave

Tits or Dine In Hell

[300]

Don’t Drink And Derive

Alzheimer’s Disease

This is your brain on Alzheimer’s Disease…

Baby doves…

Added on July 2nd, 2007 by egnilk66 | 3 Comments | Report Post
Tags:Nature, WTF

You Are Free*

Added on July 2nd, 2007 by katsushiro | No Comments | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Politics

*Freedom is subject to terms and conditions.  “freedom” means the freedom we give you to do and say what we tell you.  “Free” means your choice to do or not to do what we tell you.  Freedom can be removed at any time.  Freedom is subject to availability.  Freedom is a privilege, not a right.  Freedom does not extend to events, beliefs and actions that are not condoned by us.  We will determine who is subject to Freedom.  Freedom is not free.  Freedom requires that there are people who are not free. Freedom can be impinged upon by those who gave you your Freedom and continue to keep you Free.  If it is determined that you perform or have ever performed any act, speech, or conversation that is deemed Unpatriotic, your Freedom will be immediately revoked.  We will determine what is Unpatriotic as we are the only ones who know what is good for you.  You are Free to do what we tell you.