NSFW – Dear all you fuckers
Please, stop saying ‘How is this possible? I saw this image 3 days before it was posted!’ Let me take an excerpt from the FAQ.
13.) Sweet Raptor Jesus, I found a post FROM THE FUTURE.
Dear God. Be careful of your time traveling abilities, and use them for awesome, and not for evil. Or did you just click on one of the random posts, and came to a future dated post? Only logged in MCS members can access those pages. You see, I like to drink. A lot. You help pay for that (see #10 above) Unfortunately, that means that I’ll go for days on end without accessing the site, due to alcohol poisoning or being passed out in jail. To make sure that the site doesn’t go ‘dry’ (get it? heh) I set some posts up to be automagically posted on the site. Fortunately for logged in MCS members, you can get random access to them via the ‘random posts’ section in the sidebar. Have fun with that knowledge.
Interplanetary Superhighway
“The Interplanetary Superhighway is a collection of gravitationally determined pathways through the solar system that require very little energy for an object to follow.
Each planet and moon has five locations in space called Lagrange points, where one body’s gravity balances another’s. Spacecraft can orbit there while burning very little fuel. The Interplanetary Superhighway maps out some possible flight paths among the Lagrange points, varying the distance the spacecraft would go and how fast or slow it would travel. Like threads twisted together to form a rope, the possible flight paths formed tubes in space.”
Read more about it here: www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2002/release_2002_147.html
Ear Wax on Cotton Swab (hi-res)
Don’t ask me where I got this in high-resolution…just accept that it exists, you’ve seen it and then move on with your life.
NSFW earwax behind cut:
Nobody wants you. Fill the void with snacks
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Rules Of LiveJournal #1
The cool people on LiveJournal all think that suicide is totally emo. So, go ahead, prove yourself. Everyone loves a dead girl. Maybe they’ll love you even more when you post the pictures of yourself actually doing it.
No Fucking Dumping
To any uneducated, uncultured, illiterate, uncivilized son of a bitch that dares to dump here. You will be fucked-up on site and your remains will be dumped into the trash of the same mentality of what you are.
P.S. if any problems or queries arise from this notice, please don’t hesitate to raise your complaints in person at plot 38.
FUCK YOU –Andre
Procrastination Motivational Poster
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I’ll find a picture for it later.
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
Look at you scared now, you hoe. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot.
Can’t Take The Chance Joke
A man and his every-naggin wife went to vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy land, For $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied “long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take the chance…”
Trey Parker And Matt Stone : Servents of the dark lord Xenu
Tags:Humor, Religion, Scientology, Television
“So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun!”
Tonight, we do the “bad place” (ky advertisement)
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so who’s going to get reamed?
Optimus Prime (hi-res)
Tags:Comic Books, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies
