Badass Mouse

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  • High Five

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    No Service

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    Faucet Face

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    Giddy Up / Pony Costume

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    Old

    old

    NASA Shark

    shark

    Bill-Hillary Clinton

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    Immortals

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    [300]

    Bukkake License Plate

    Don't tailgate this guy...

    All she/he wanted

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    All she/he wanted

    Cos painter….er player

    Potentially NSFW :

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    Do Want

    dowant

    Boba Fett is going to take out the bobby….

    These guys have more fire power than the copper….

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    Public Shower

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  • Escalator Ride

    I think I'm going to skip the elevator today...

    Dear Mister President

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    Dear Mr. President

    My name is Bella, I am 6 years old. I am writing you a letter to ask you to stop the war. There is too much death and children my age are dying because you lied. My mommy taught me that when things don’t go my way I need to talk things through (she calls this diplomacy) and she said that fighting is not a good way to solve our problems. Children are losing their toys, there are too many tears.

    Please listen to your people and stop war.

    Love Bella

    (Yes, she did this all on her own)

    The Harpoons

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    No fat chicks

    Lizard Attack

    grrr....

    This Is Sparta

    spartaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    I haven’t seen it yet because I was banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one’s there “This is the wrong fucking movie!” I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs “This is SPARTA” and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it.

    pandaz need protection too

    panda needz protection too...

    Pistols For Pandas

    “They need all the firepower they can get!”

    this guy kickz ass!

    Death Metal Mall

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    Fucking Loser

    Party Ninja

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    Square Cloud

    whatcha hiding down there?

    Better bust out the square umbrella if it starts to rain…

    Linky

    Shinannigans

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    Vampire Nurses Cos Players

    and….is that chocolate all over her mouth after a delicious candy bar?

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    Is that a prop….or for realz?

    Cyclops got a new cell phone…

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    [cyclops, wolverine, cos players]

    Sausage Crash Test

    Yummy.

    Airplane Laughing

    lol

    Greatest American Hero Cos Player

     

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    Is this Bad Wig Man or Brandon Davis, perhaps?

    Automated Parking Garage

    If I don't find it soon, my Uromisitisis will kick in...

    Vick Vs Doggy Jury

    Michael Vick's Jury

    It’s….The Bat Family

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    The fam that cosplays together, stays together…

    [cos players, batman, robin, batgirl]

    Zero Emissions Aircraft

    Farting is my turbo booster...

    [balloon]

    Jesus Christ Serial Rapist NSFW

    This is an actual movie.

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    How To Prepare A Kiwi

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    Super hot cosplayer

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    …. waiiiit a second?!?!?!?!?!

    Good To Be President

    Bill Clinton Ain't Got Nothing On Me!

    [girls want bush]

    Surfing the Shark

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    Rainbow Ranch

    But Gay Too!

    [not gay, just happy]

    Charlie Willard Horse Dick

    False Advertising

    Mmm…carpet

    carpet muncher

    Gundam Condoms

    Transformers ain't got nothing on my Gundam condoms