The Lolrus (bucket) seal is dead.
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, WTF
” I has a lolrus.” “Oh, noes!!! They be takin mah lolrus!!!”
“YOKOHAMA (Kyodo) Minazo, Japan’s largest seal, dies this week having charmed visitors for 10 1/2 years at Enoshima Aquarium in Fujisawa, Kenagawa Prefecture, aquarium officials said.
The 11-year old male, 4.5-meters long and weighing about 2 tons, was the largest seal ever raised at a Japanese aquarium. The animal died Tuesday after its appetite began to rapidly weaken the day before, officials said. The cause of death was not immediatley known.
Minazo was brought to Japan from Uraguay in 1995. The seal soon mastered a variety of comical feats, including a popular stunt in which he held a bucket with one flipper while sticking out his tongue.
Minazo quickly rose to stardom at the aquarium, where his 3 shows a day proved a hit with visitors.
The aquarium has set up a space in front of Minazo’s water tank to allow the visitors to leave flowers in Minazo’s memory, the officials said.”
THIS is your brain on drugs…..
You remember the commercial…. “I learned it from you, ALRIGHT!?!?!?!”
[egg tattoo on skinned head]
Halloween Horror Nights Advertisement
Tags:Advertisements, Movies
[freddy, jason, leather face]
Bill Keane’s Family Circus (sin city)
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, Movies, Sin City, WTF
Harry Potter Crotch Grab
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, WTF
I’m pretty much against posting anymore “Motivational Posters” because they’ve been killed a hundred times over on this site, but I couldn’t resist with this one…
The Elongments
Tags:Humor, LOLcats, Nature, WTF
Warning, You’re In the Splatter Zone
Tags:Hippopotamus, Humor, Nature, WTF
[hippo poop]
Hitler Outlets
“I don’t have any of those plastic electrical safety covers, so as a backup, if there are young children around, I just draw angry eyebrows on the outlets to scare them away.
And a Hitler mustache.”
Lobster Fight
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Dark Humor, Nature, WTF
Uncle Pete…
My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.
He lives with us every now and then. he is really kind to me – holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.
One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, “This is our special secret.”
Kangaroo Suicide
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Dark Humor, Nature, WTF
LOLHamster
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Gaming, Humor
LOL I make a webcomic
Hypnotoad
Tags:Animated Images, Television
Do you know how i know your a star trek geek
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor
That is how i know…
i found that on my way home from band practice, it was on a car. thats just wrong
Happy Birthday To Tiki!
It’s my b-day today, so feel free to swing by the IRC channel and chat me up, or just simply contact me.
OR, buy me something from my wish list! OMGBBQ!
Oh, and also, MCS’s 3 year anniversary is coming up in October. Crazy shit, eh?
AC-130 Gunner Loves Puppies, Hates Tray Stoppages
Tags:Dark Humor, Military, Sexy, WTF
She likes long walks on the beach, men who aren’t afraid to cry and puppies… I love this girl!
Pirates
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters
When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?
Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?
Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?
Pole Vaulter
Tags:Allison Stokke, Sexy, Sports
OMG so sexy!!