Last Day Post: Jesus Christ gets Morning Wood

In keeping with the Last Day theme of Jesus Christ, here’s a toon from my dive. Enjoy.

Percy, for the last time †When Jesus came out of the tomb he did not have morning wood. And no, Clancy, you most certainly could not say he was well-hung.

Sunday School classes at St. Sodomy’s were always difficult on Father Priapus.

Doctor Doom

  I still haven’t played this game yet. Someone buy it for me.

Pistol + Michael Fox = Gatlin Gun

Space Marine Bolter

The Boondocks

Allow me to introduce you to my spider

Japanese / American Military Tribute

Starfire Loves Dick

Hello Kitty Rifle

Previously :  Kalashnikitty, Blood Thirsty Warrior

Found Cat

Something tells me this is a lost cause…

Liefeld Vs The World Of Art

Big Bone, Little Dog

Red Halo Space Marine Wallpaper

Awesome Super Amazing Oil Rig

Pedo Song

Robotic Planets

Ok, I recognize The Death Star and Unicron, but is…that cybertron?

Playful Bears

NSFW – A Girl And Her Sword

Swords are NSFW :

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Ultimate Shotgun Clip

Natalie Portman In Fur Coat

Robot Mech Guy

Big Pizza

There’s a couple places here in Tallahassee that make pizzas like this.  One (momo’s) sucks, the other (decent pizza) is awesome.  This picture is from neither.  In fact, I have no clue where this pizza is from.  or who those dudes are.  But damn that pizza does look good.

Stealth

Sniper

Under Neat That Cake

Hand of God giving Adam a Penis Pump

Extreme Jesus

He died for your sins…now it’s your turn.

Moving Tip #48

Packing tape should not be used for painful practical jokes.

Loser

Halo 3 Plasma Sword

Snail Martini

House, M.D. – Mr Wilson

I’m God’s Child

Southpark Warcraft Player

Shotgun Cigs

Cock Sunburn

WTF Panda

Shadow Ship Wallpaper

Invincible

I fucking love thing comic.  For serious.

WW2 Strider Landing

Yellow Stone National Park

You Are Banned

Lupus? In MY hospital?

you can solve all your problems by freezing them!

Master Chief

You Lost

What would Neil Patrick Harris do?

Admit it…the cheetah riding scene in the first one was funny as hell.

Pikachu’s Vagina

The Beef 3

Lightning

I looked for this image when Tiki’s PC/Server was knocked out by lightning. An amateur photographer in Australia took this out in his backyard one lightning storm (in Sydney I think). He got quite a bit of media coverage, and I think his hearing and eyesight recovered eventually.