Occam’s Razor

from Savage Chickens 

Don’t Mess With Texas – it’s not nice to pick on retards

Wii Virtual Console

British Parliament

Well Trained Dogs

NSFW – Beowulf – Angelina Jolie

So I went and saw Beowulf today.  Little known fact : this movie is in 3-D and you have to wear shitty glasses just to watch it.  But you get this NSFW stuff to look at :

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Storm Trooper Motorcycle

Conan O’Brien

Kick ass.

Abstinence

It’s 99.999% effective.

Bitch Spray

Use with pleasure.

Teriyaki Chef Very Angry!!

Is very angry!!!

Microsoft Windows Vista Choices

Choices! So many of them!

Church Tank

One day…

…I will be the President!

Star Trek Meets Star Wars

Smuggling in UFP controlled space is a really,
really bad idea..

[tiki says : edited for caption correction]

The Millenium Falcon

The Fastest Ship in the Rebel Alliance fleet…

Klingon Crossing

Buffy Summers Wallpaper

Yellow Flight Girls

Some 9-11 conspiracy theories have been unfairly neglected

Behind 9-11

Cheney and Rumsfeld debat over who gets to eat the puppy

Humping Dog – USB

These were very funny, they just keep thrusting once plugged in. Was disappointed that this wasn’t a flash drive. Some Japanese toy store in Harajuku.

“Humping Dog – USB meets LOVE”

No Smoking Police

I was super sneaking and took a picture of this guy while he wasn’t looking. Everyone who saw me thought I was crazy. Apparently you can’t smoke on the street in Shinjuku, unless it is a designated spot.

Countries with highest CO2-emitting power sectors

Nature 15 November 2007 Volume 450 Number 7168, pp327

NSFW – Bikini Octopus Girl

Octopus girls are obviously nsfw :

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Killer Lion

omg guys – best idea evr

Scorpions Are Jerks

Cthulhu Tree Ornament

Buy yours here

Too Tight Pants

pants are NSFW :

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The Future of America’s Economy

Straight from Command and Conquer to the real world. The Laser Avenger

Giant Supersoaker Collection

Rembrandt Homer

Egg Art

This entire project was done by balancing eggs on top of one another.

Rain Dancer

Poor southeast US, we get no rain.  Luckily the Gov of GA was praying for it, thank god that works! 

(wait, what?  you mean it didn’t rain?)

Romy

Android Avatar for the High Guard Ship Andromeda Ascendants AI.
Quite possibly the most user friendly AI interface known to man…

www.scifidesktop.org.uk/Wallpaper/Actresses/G-M/Lexa/Lexa_Doig(1).htm

liberty via soldiers

From Snopes 

The Andromeda Ascendant

A High Guard “Glorious Heritage” class heavy cruiser.
For when you absolutely, positively must restore order to the galaxy after 300 years of chaos…

Famous LOLCat Dies

Frank the Cat
1994-2007

May you find all the cheezburgers you can eat
In Heaven

It’s A Trap (really!)

Admiral Ackbar knows what is a trap, and what isn’t.
It’s a Trap!

Terminator Spare Parts

Spare Terminator model T-101 Parts. Cause the T-X ain’t exactly a creampuff…

Real Life Snow White

Where you’re the fairiest of them all.

Floor mat profanity

Japanese engrish translations are not safe for work. This is from the bag of spare parts in an old (pre1968) nissan that you’d find under the spare tire.

imperial recruitment poster

NSFW – Tricia Helfer

Cylon Super Models are NSFW :

nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2007/11/15/tricia-helfer/

this is cutting edge technology

Kit Kat: Japan Edition II

The Edge

Bono is a douche, but the Edge keeps rocking! Also he is 40 stories tall!

Chinese language is easy

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That’s not right – Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive – Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP – Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s Very dark in here – Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pi
16) Great – Fa Kin Su Pah

Happy birds