Contrails

arnold schwarzenegger headshot

Donald Duck Snowboarding

Is this dude still around?  I haven’t seen any new cartoons with him in years.  Is the company that owns him still in business?

Does God Exist?

NO

Charlie Chapman

Stand Back – I’m Going To Try SCIENCE

George Takai

Green Lantern Corps

Iraqi Clouds

Fantasy World Map

10 guesses and I’ll tell you what world this is a map of

The Beatles Colored

Hitler 360 Achievement

The Social Aspect of the X-Box 360

Emilie De Ravin Portrait

Dripping Needle

 It’s just a little shot, won’t hurt one bit.

I promise.

Pedobears

Riot Police

Rock Band Drums

I haven’t been able to play this yet, anyone try it?

Sad Boy And His Puppy

Sonic Adventure Battle 2

Sweeny Todd Movie Poster

House, M.D. – The Bitch

Warhammer 40k Marine

Space marine?  Chaos marine?

Sasquatch army boots

Hueg Bird is Hueg

Food Fight

Stupid Terrorists

Somebody take that rocket launcher away from Jamal before he kills all of us.

Is Shila Labeouf Gay?

The Eye Of God

A Very Tall Bike

Oh look, a url : tallbike.net/

Cloud Tree

“Cherry Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday

oh

my

gawd

Seriously awesome.

SERIOUSLY. OK?!

If you talk too much, this man may die!

Rat Kisses

Found this randomly on the internet, and I have a question about her piercing : how do you do those cheek piercings?  Do they go in differently?  How long can you keep them?

NSFW – Brooke Hogan

Pink and black stripes are always NSFW.

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Ouch! That hurts!

An illustration showing a variety of wounds from the Feldbuch der Wundarznei (Field manual for the treatment of wounds) by Hans von Gersdorff, (1517). From Wikipedia

Latest fashion

Ahh.. you silly French you…

Princess Peach and Luigi Cosplayers

from the UK launch of Super Mario Galaxy

Mr. Kamei

Original Mudkips

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”

“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

[tiki says : please note, I usually hate posting copypasta, but this was a good one. odds are very good that in the future no copypasta will be approved]

Liberal Brain

Nerdy Love Letter

Dear Jessica,
You’ve asked me to stop writing these letters. You’ve told me they will never change things between us. But I can’t, Jessica. I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of Return of the Jedi. You make me feel so safe, Jessica. So warm. Like Luke Skywalker crawled inside his tauntaun to protect himslef from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth, where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

Natural Colored Pencils

Leather Collar

More comfortable than you might think.

The Coming of Galactus

Shi– We’re all gonna drown!!!

Clam

No ops for clams.

Lego guts

Fly the unfriendly skies…

Warhammer space marines doing what they do best…
more art by Radojavor.
more of his artsy goodness here: radojavor.deviantart.com/

Scary Gondola Ride

Clever Spider-Man 2 Ad