Dane Cook

Am I the only one that can’t stand this dude’s humor?

Blood Rayne 2

Batgirl Can’t Read

Patrick Stewart as Oberon

Mumm, sexy Patrick Stewart?

Natalie Portman And Hillary Clinton

Kinda how there’s always a fat chick hanging out with a hottie…Natalie is obviously hanging out with Hillary to make herself to look even better (didn’t think it was possible).

DO I SEE NIPPLES?!!?

Killers

Mouse Plate Armor

For the mouse who has everything…
From here:

Plate Mail Cat Armor

The Ultimate Battle Cat Armor…

From Here:

Gas Mask Man

Ghost Ship

Warhammer 40k – Grey Knight

Dirty Liberal Gun Laws

No Porn Pledge

This would last about 15 minutes for me.  Fuck, maybe only 5.

Captain Afro

Patrick Stewart

The Justice League

Apparently, Batman is no longer the “World’s Greatest Detective” he’s the “worlds greatest petty thief”

Slow Car

Tarantula Spider Movie

JFK

Escape From Friend Zone

Oil Rig

Half Life 2

Giant Ice Shrimp

Club Bounce

Bug Says Hello

Armored Gaming Heroes

except that one dude, isn’t he a villian?

Aircraft Carrier Fuckup

Zoidberg Jesus

Rambo Gizmo

A tale of a loner from a forgotten war… the war that cost him almost everything, the tale of one – John Gizmo

Sony Rolly

The Rolly is an egg-shaped MP3 player that can dance to its own music. The Rolly isn’t officially available in the U.S. and probably never will be.

Wrenchware

Cutlery with 2 purposes

Donald Trump’s Tip

Windows XP with Firewall

Big Meat Man

Radar Aircraft

Golden Frog

The Happening

Shamalama’s new movie. Everything after The Sixth Sense blows, but this has Zooey Deschanel and thus has potential.

Nude Typewriter Mannequin

Military wallpaper

a great wallpaper with some great lookin gear

Guardian Angel

I can has cool xmas ads

I can has gifts?

[thinkgeek rawks]

USB Toaster

Dramatic Monkey is Dramatic

Site Updates

Ok, so I’ve had several people mention that their versions of the RSS feed are still showing the NSFW content, which they should not be. Please make sure that your RSS reader is subscribed to the proper URL. If that doesn’t work then I’m going to need to release some code monkeys on the site and see what they can break fix. I’m in need of some custom work on the site, so if you know your way around wordpress plugin authoring, please get in contact with me, and we can talk shop.

Also, because I’m wanting more people to do posts, I’ve made a handy dandy list of things that would be cool to see up on the site. That link is at the top of every page too! Use this list in conjunction with the category list to give you a good idea on what’ll get posted.

I’m going to be taking an extended vacation from my day jorb, so expect to see me online much more then normal. If you have any questions, feel the urge to show me nudity, or are just plain old bored, feel free to send me an IM. This of course is dependent on me being around my computers, which I might not be, cause I have 4 cases of beers, 3 gallons of jack daniels, and about 10 different 360 games to play/beat. So for the next two weeks, I’m going to be either gaming on the x-bawks, or passed out drunk. or maybe even getting lucky.

Test Tubes

We will call it : This Land

Vacuum Prank

Men Are Like Coffee

Squirrel Cast

Big Fish Little Fish