X-Mas Duck

 

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  • Batman’s Christmas

     

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    Angry Santa

     

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    X-Mas Girls

     

    X-Mas Girls

    Uno Cat

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    have You been touched by his noodly appendage?

     

    fsm-rapist

    If so, call the 1800-FSM-RAPE helpline now and report this sick child molesting monster.

    Wrong Jesus

    wrong-jesus

     

    sauce

    Happy Birthday Jesus

     

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    Lego Jesus Christ On A Cross

     

    lego-jesus

     

    Reindeer Doggy

     

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    Santa Doom

     

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    Dear Children: Remember Santa

     

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    One day you will learn everything about Santa Claus.  On that day remember everything the adults have told you about jesus.

    Spider-Santa

     

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  • Beer Advent Calendar

     

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    X-Mas Water Tree

     

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    Yer Soul Has a Flavor

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    Sotp

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    yay for dumb asses

    Why can’t Men Get Mad Cow Disease?

     

    men-are-awesome

    Because they’re pigs.

    Get it?  ha?

    Zombie Survival Kit

     

    weapons-of-survival

    Rifle for long range, sword for short range, pistol for after you get bitten.

    Halle Berry

     

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    Gummy Bears

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    Fuck A Duck

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    Easy Load Dump Truck

     

    wtf-truck

    Surely there a better way to do this?

    Fear My Need For Beer

     

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    Yeah, even on X-Mas Eve, I need beer.

    Misogynistic Crap

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    Stealth Bomber

    very-sneaky

    Thanos’s Throne

     

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    Yeah I know it’s his flying chair dodad, but it’s still a throne to me.

    Mortal Kombat Arcade Flyer

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    I never got to play this at the arcade, due to there not being an arcade anywhere near me when I was of age

    Milhouse’s Father

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    Shot Gun View

     

    daddys-pissed

    Why do most of my dates end up like this?

    Strong Dog

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    Super Crab

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    Mouthful

    mouth-full

    Pimp Crossing

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    octopus dreams

    dreams

    Spoon!

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