Hot Teacher

Sexiest Cosplaying Chun-Li

You know you like it.

Class Notes

One day it’ll be my first tat. but until then… epic use of class time

Nothing suggestive here…

This is a detail from one of the exceedingly creepy Leo Tanguma murals at Denver International Airport.

25 Ways to Tell if You’re Grownup

couple of old shots.

the first one is a story my daughter wrote about Vincent Van Gogh that I frequently torture her with now that shes 12. It still makes me laugh,

“Always very poor. Tragic sad person. And his paintings are worth millions now. And born in Holland in 1850. And used strong lines and shapes. Some of his paintings are dark and sad. Suddenly used bright colours. And ow that had to hert cut off part of his ear when he was angry. Whae field was his last painting. And shot his self.”

I think she was seven. lol

Picture two is an exceptionally rude carrot self same daughter pulled from her grandmothers garden that i had to clean up and photograph while giggling.

Gymnastics is also awesome

The Crown of the Sun

Explanation: During a total solar eclipse, the Sun’s extensive outer atmosphere, or corona, is an inspirational sight. The subtle shades and shimmering features of the corona that engage the eye span a brightness range of over 10,000 to 1, making them notoriously difficult to capture in a single picture. But this composite of 28 digital images ranging in exposure time from 1/1000 to 2 seconds comes close to revealing the crown of the Sun in all its glory. The telescopic views were recorded near Kochenevo, Russia during the August 1 total solar eclipse and also show solar prominences extending just beyond the edge of the eclipsed sun. Remarkably, features on the dark near side of the New Moon can also be made out, illuminated by sunlight reflected from a Full Earth.

antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080808.html

Transvestites

Work Hard

Chinese Factory

In UR snow

shopped version of a previous post by tikigod. I couldn’t resist. Text says “OH. Hi. I be in ur snow makin it FLATT.”

Reverend Jeremiah Wright

Toilet Etiquette

Orc Technology

Where DOES emo come from?

Depicts an anatomical sketch and a stein of ‘punk’. The end result, is emo.

OMG! THEY GOT FRANK!

Beautifully Etched Egg Shells

Random Michelle Rodriquez Images

Supposedly bi. 😀

From Wikipedia: When asked by Latina Magazine in April 2008 about the constant questions and speculation surrounding her sexuality, Rodriguez responded, “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business.”

…. So if you’re a mix of all three categories, you might have better odds of getting into her pants or dress of kennel.

Space Shuttle Porn Part 6

This is the final entry into my shuttle porn posts.
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Large Book Title

rachel bilson

Too much?
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Orange Frog

China Gold Miners

Pool’s Closed

Cookie Monster Cupcake

Om nom nom nom

Sandstorm in Iraq

They’re all so tiny in comparison.

Become the King of Bluff Ads

Cookie Monster Hates Fruit

What the hell is this CRAP?!

Money Graffiti

Ferret Shopping

Long dog is longer

halo wars wallpaper

Sunshine Reflections On Earth

Smokey Flight Deck

Moon Shot

Foggy Morning

Fallout 3

Enterprise In Space

Earth From Orbit

sit down to pee

sit down to pee

Batman On Rooftop

Io’s surface: under constuction

Explanation: Like the downtown area of your favorite city, the roads you drive to work on, and any self-respecting web site … Io’s surface is constantly under construction. This moon of Jupiter holds the distinction of being the Solar System’s most volcanically active body — its bizarre looking surface continuously formed and reformed by lava flows. Generated using 1996 data from NASA’s Galileo spacecraft, this high resolution composite image is centered on the side of Io that always faces away from Jupiter. It has been enhanced to emphasize Io’s surface brightness and color variations, revealing features as small as 1.5 miles across. The notable absence of impact craters suggests that the entire surface is covered with new volcanic deposits much more rapidly than craters are created. What drives this volcanic powerhouse? A likely energy source is the changing gravitational tides caused by Jupiter and the other Galilean moons as Io orbits the massive gas giant planet. Heating Io’s interior, the pumping tides would generate the sulfurous volcanic activity.

antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

Hourglass Castle

From Braid’s lead artist, David Hellman:

www.davidhellman.net/braid.htm

Norway Telemegaphone

Call this number: +4790369389

Your voice will be blasted on a wind powered megaphone over looking a village in Norway. They say that they get a lot of phone calls.

oddstrument.com/2008/08/06/call-this-number/

You know your a Red Neck when…

Our small town is trying to get rid of our mullets!

Commando Monkey

Commando monkey will mow you down.

Whirlpool

Mirror’s Edge (Toilet Seat)

Couple of pics of my uncles groovy-looking toilet seat.
Great for checking out one’s own hairy ass.

Enjoy
xoxo

Survival of the Spitefullest