The Legend of Barack Obama

The Legend of Barack Obama
In logging camps throught the United States, a tall tale is beginning to spread.
I heard his father came over here on a rowboat using just one arm! He used the other to salute the flag the entire trip.
When Barack was just a boy, he made his classmates weep with his hopeful and rousing recitation of the alphabet.
“A, B, C, and D together with E, F, and G can bring us closer to H…”
I once saw him plug every loophole in the Illinois tax code using just his fingers and toes!
Don’t forget his trusty sidekick, Freedom, the talking bald eagle that lays eggs filled with love!

Basically outlines my belief in Barack Obama.

Purple Goat

1967 GTO

Ghost Rider vs Jaws

Bad Ass Wolverine

The Real Clovarfield Monstar

Genetics

Just a motivational poster I made about Genetics.

The Eye movie poster

Gimme Some Sugar, Baby

Ash, from the (best ever) movie “Army Of Darkness.”

Chrome Mercedes

Remember kids, there are no cars made of silver. It is all just pretty damn good polishing.

Anonymous Propaganda

From [link removed due to DMCA request by scientology]

40th Anniversary GT-R

For some reason, every time I see the letters GT-R, I think about Nissan. This is not a Nissan.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Indian God

Here is a man of India. He is praying to his god. His god cannot help him. This man must know about Jesus. Can you think of some ways to help him?

Carlos Sainz

The best rally driver ever to lose to Juha Kankkunen and Tommi Mäkinen.

Marilyn Monroe

OMG! Pong!

Row Of Glasses

If I had to work tomorrow, I’d feel pretty bunned out.

Small Animal

I can not look at this. It is too cute. What is it?

Herbie Down And Out

Flying Tigers

From the era when men fought against men, not computers.

[“Copyrighted photograph by R.T. Smith used by permission of Brad Smith”]

Bicyclists

Does this make sense?

Control Zone

Take me to Leicester now! I will fsck them up for good!

Clockwork Orange

Being the adventures a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultra-violence and Beethoven.

Biblical Spider-Man

Nerd Scrabble

Ditch The Bitch

Ditch the bitch! Let’s Go Fishin’!

Time To Rest

Titanic 2

Jack is back…

Football Is Gay

So how’s that Super Bowl going?

Why Bicycle Shorts Are Black

Please god forgive me for wearing bicycle shorts.

You Did It On-line!

Last night we exhanged letters with mom, then had a party for eleven people in nine different states and only had to wash one glass…

Sea King

Royal Air Force Rescue

The Veil

Spider Jerusalem Loves Mudkips?

Why I Hate Blacks

youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I

Sharapova FAP

This is bananas!

Peta Protest

Anyone else notice the Taco Bell in the background?

Barack Obama

seriously cool guy, and my favorite candidate

Solid Objects

Why so serious?

So i heard that Johnny Depp is going to make the scenes that were missing, actually he is going to replace Heath after the joker disfigures his face. anyone know anything?

Paranoia Motivational Poster

In middle school, I forgot my backpack outside with my science fair project in there. For some reason, teachers called the mall cop type security guard and had it taken away by the cops. Its tough trying to explain why I didn’t tun in my project without getting in trouble.

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water lighter

Jesus Switch

Wall – E

Dead Like Me

Has anyone else ever watched this? TV show ran for 2 Seasons, movie comes out in July, cant wait!

2 Gals 1 Bucket

And you thought 2 Girls 1 Cup was bad!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Two months to go….

LOLrus Bucket List

Presidential Candidates

Can’t Explain