DIY Elf Ears
1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.
2 Score some rubbing alcohol. Take a few shots.
3. Ask yourself, “Do I really want elf ears?†If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits.
4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point.
5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape.
6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches.
7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.
8. Take a picture, preferably topless.
9. If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I don’t care about your elf ears.
10. If you are hot, I will marry you.
11. Change your name to Zelda.
The Door To Hell (Real)
This place in Uzbekistan is called by locals “The Door to Hellâ€Â. It is situated near the small town of Darvaz. The story of this place lasts already for 35 years. Once the geologists were drilling for gas. Then suddenly during the drilling they have found an underground cavern, it was so big that all the drilling site with all the equipment and camps got deep deep under the ground. None dared to go down there because the cavern was filled with gas. So they ignited it so that no poisonous gas could come out of the hole, and since then, it’s burning, already for 35 years without any pause. Nobody knows how many tons of excellent gas has been burned for all those years but it just seems to be infinite there.
Mummy Hand
A close-up shows the desiccated hand of a remarkably preserved woman from Peru’s ancient Moche culture. The discovery of her elaborately wrapped remains at a ceremonial site called El Brujo puzzled archaeologists, who were surprised by what appeared to be a female ruler among the male-dominated Moche.
Pumpkin Face
Tags:Halloween, Visual Tricks, WTF
I have been on the site daily for such a long time. Its halloween and I love pumpkins and decided to join.
My Jack-o-Lantern
This is the one I put on my porch this year. Nothing great, but was a good excuse for making toasted pumkin seeds.
Haunting the Cepheus Flare
Tags:APOD, Science!, Space, Wallpaper
Explanation: Spooky shapes seem to haunt this starry expanse, drifting through the night in the royal constellation Cepheus. Of course, the shapes are cosmic dust clouds faintly visible in dimly reflected starlight. Far from your own neighborhood on planet Earth, they lurk at the edge of the Cepheus Flare molecular cloud complex some 1,200 light-years away. Over 2 light-years across and brighter than the other ghostly apparitions, the nebula known as Sh2-136 near the center of the field is even seen in infrared light. Also cataloged as Bok globule CB230, the core of that cloud is collapsing and is likely a binary star system in the early stages of formation.
Throwing Up Jack-O-Lantern
I made this copying that picture going around for my apartment complex’s decorating contest. Can you tell I live in a college town?
Free candy!!
This would be mine in a heartbeat if I only had the time, enthusiasm, skill….well, you can see where this is going.
Can you get a sexually transmitted infection by swallowing sperm
Tags:Advertisements, Humor
Monkey Of Love
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals
Posting Reminders!
Two reminders:
Tomorrow is halloween. Submit some scary/spooky/halloween images.
The 1st is theme day (check out the instructions). post some pictures of your animals / pets. A major plus if it isn’t yet another cat/dog. Next theme day will be announced at the end of the pet one. It will be awesome, and you will enjoy it.
Or maybe it’ll end up being 150 images of turtles. I could do that.
Hungry labs
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
Goggle Cat
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, WTF