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Even more AC6 wallpapers

Lost track of which pictures I submitted.

Assassins Creed

Any game where you run around an ancient world slaying warriors of the time, I am in. Plus AC has beautiful character, map, building and weapon designs. I really enjoyed slaying people with my sword skills once I got a hold of the game. The story is just plain weird though.

nathan fillion with halo sniper rifle

Enjoy!

Shinkansen Bullet Trains

Safety

Always remember to um… think safety when participating in water sports…. this guy needs help…

California is Burning

More Here and Here.

Sisko Facepalm

Worf’s Facepalm

ROFLCOPTOR BLOWS THE FUCK UP

9 Internet Warnings

TacoTime Goodness!

Available only in Canada?

Willard Wigan\’s Micro Sculptures

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Samus And Snake high 5

Sauce: www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=559145&page=8

Steven Seagal Emotion Chart

Happy Endings

A sign hanging in a Church\’s Fried Chicken restaurant. I think a happy ending is always a sweet choice.

Office of the County Clerk

If you own land in America, you have to file your deed or mineral grant or oil & gas lease or assignment or final account or quit claim deed or w/e down at the County Clerk\’s Office. (Not to be confused with the Court Clerk\’s Office).

When you file your instrument, they take a photocopy of it and record it in whatever Volume, at whatever Page, and then they index it against the appropriate lands. The books pictured are those volumes, and they contain anywhere from 300-900 pages each. This particular county has OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND volumes on the shelves.

In order to find out who currently owns a certain tract of land, at least in Oklahoma, you have to go way back in the day to inception. That\’s when the US government marched a bunch of injun peoples down here and parceled out the land in 160 acre tracts to them. Then you just follow the chain of title to the present day.

I know how to do this, so I use a legal pad and a pencil, but there are people in there making $200/day simply taking pictures of the documents and giving them to people like myself who can figure out the ownership of the surface and minerals and leasehold.

If you have no job and you own a good digital camera, go hang out at your local county courthouse and look for people who are doing this and tell them that natedog said to give you a job.

dEFCON 17 Badge

Just got back from dEFCON 17 in Vegas – here\’s a pic of this years badge

lolowlz

Couldn\’t help it when I saw this post:

Owl!!

Bullet Riddled Computer

Have you ever wanted to do this to a computer?

Have you ever shot something like a computer before?  I haven’t.  The most I’ve shot is bottles with my ak-47.

Thur July 23 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, ‘I don’t have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland! The man arched an eyebrow. ‘Anything? ‘Yes, anything the blonde promised. With that, the man said, ‘Follow me He walked into the next room and ordered, ‘Come in and close the door She did. He then said, ‘Get on your knees She did. Then he said, ‘Take down my zipper She did. He said, ‘Go ahead take it out She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, ‘Well go ahead! The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly ‘HELLO ..MOM, can you hear me???

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Sailor’s Eye

From tom-dougherty.blogspot.com

New Mexico USA

The “Land of Enchantment”. White Sands and gorgeous sunrises. . .

what if..

Some Russian bloggers tried to imagine how the popular international brands and products could look if Russians took over the world someday

WOW!

Okay these kids look like a bait and tackle shop that just graduated from the class of 2010! Where did Brett Micheal\’s son come from?

Elfquest

Possibly my favorite comic ever.

Music is Expensive

Alice in Wonderland

LA Weekly

The Boston Molasses Disaster

also known as the Great Molasses Flood and the Great Boston Molasses Tragedy, occurred on January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. A large molasses tank burst, and a wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 mph (56 km/h), killing 21 and injuring 150. The event has entered local folklore, and residents claim that on hot summer days, the area still smells of molasses.[1]

The disaster occurred at the Purity Distilling Company facility on January 15, 1919, an unusually warm day. At the time, molasses was the standard sweetener in the United States. Molasses can also be fermented to produce rum and ethyl alcohol, the active ingredient in other alcoholic beverages and a key component in the manufacturing of munitions at the time.[2] The stored molasses was awaiting transfer to the Purity plant situated between Willow Street and what is now named Evereteze Way in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Near Keany Square,[3] at 529 Commercial Street, a huge molasses tank 50 ft (15 m) tall, 90 ft (27 m) in diameter and containing as much as 2,300,000 US gal (8,700,000 L) collapsed. Witnesses stated that as it collapsed, there was a loud rumbling sound like a machine gun as the rivets shot out of the tank, and that the ground shook as if a train were passing by.[4]
The collapse unleashed an immense wave of molasses between 8 and 15 ft (2.5 to 4.5 m) high, moving at 35 mph (56 km/h), and exerting a pressure of 2 ton/ft² (200 kPa).[5] The molasses wave was of sufficient force to break the girders of the adjacent Boston Elevated Railway\’s Atlantic Avenue structure and lift a train off the tracks. Nearby, buildings were swept off their foundations and crushed. Several blocks were flooded to a depth of 2 to 3 feet (60 to 90 cm). As described by author Stephen Puleo,
Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage. Here and there struggled a form — whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was… Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings — men and women — suffered likewise.[6]
The Boston Globe reported that people “were picked up by a rush of air and hurled many feet.” Others had debris hurled at them from the rush of sweet-smelling air. A truck was picked up and hurled into Boston Harbor. Approximately 150 were injured; 21 people and several horses were killed — some were crushed and drowned by the molasses. The wounded included people, horses, and dogs; coughing fits became one of the most common ailments after the initial blast.
Anthony di Stasio, walking homeward with his sisters from the Michelangelo School, was picked up by the wave and carried, tumbling on its crest, almost as though he were surfing. Then he grounded and the molasses rolled him like a pebble as the wave diminished. He heard his mother call his name and couldn\’t answer, his throat was so clogged with the smothering goo. He passed out, then opened his eyes to find three of his sisters staring at him.[1]

T-shirts

Make My Mood

Terminator Timeline

McCauley\’s Reaction

Ethan Hawke with a Crossbow

Killing vampires in Daybreakers, coming soon.

The New Justice League

Green Arrow, Batwoman, Mikaal Tomas (the new starman?), Congorilla, Supergirl, the Atom, Green Lantern, (not pictured) Freddy Freeman (Captain Marvel? Shazaam? Not sure what he\’s calling himself these days.)

For Love Or Money

‘Yes, said the old man to his visitor, ‘I am proud of my girls and
would like to see them comfortably married, and as I have made a little
money they will not go penniless to their husbands. There is Mary,
twenty-five years old, and a really good girl. I shall give her $1000
when she marries. Then comes Bet, who won’t see thirty-five again. I
shall give her $3000, and the man who takes Eliza, who is forty, will
have $5000 with her. The young man reflected a moment and then asked,
‘You haven’t one about fifty, have you?

Wall-E On The Red Carpet

Happy Sulu

RIP – The Matrix Online (MxO) 2004-2009

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Even though I have not played in years, I was in during the early beta testing, and played until 2006-2007. Made a lot of great friends, and have a lot of great memories. I am kinda sad to see it go offline for good…

I have altered the chat room

Pray I do not alter it further.

Spock’s Eyebrow

pimp OS

General Cosgrove Quote

‘FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
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gay x-mas

Big Red Raw

It\’s raw steak flavored.

Really Big Engine

The Wartsila-Sulzer RTA96-C turbocharged two-stroke diesel engine is the most powerful and most efficient prime-mover in the world today. The Aioi Works of Japan \’s Diesel United, Ltd built the first engines and is where some of these pictures were taken. It is available in 6 through 14 cylinder versions, all are inline engines. These engines were designed primarily for very large container ships. Ship owners like a single engine/single propeller design and the new generation of larger container ships needed a bigger engine to propel them. The cylinder bore is just under 38″ and the stroke is just over 98″. Each cylinder displaces 111,143 cubic inches (1820 liters) and produces 7780 horsepower. Total displacement comes out to 1,556,002 cubic inches (25,480 liters) for the fourteen cylinder version.

Some facts on the 14 cylinder version:

Total engine weight:

2300 tons (The crankshaft alone weighs 300 tons.)

Length:

89 feet

Height:

44 feet

Maximum power:

108,920 hp at 102 rpm

Maximum torque:

5,608,312 lb/ft at 102rpm

Fuel consumption at maximum power is 0.278 lbs per hp per hour (Brake Specific Fuel Consumption). Fuel consumption at maximum economy is 0.260 lbs/hp/hour. At maximum economy the engine exceeds 50% thermal efficiency. That is, more than 50% of the energy in the fuel in converted to motion.
For comparison, most automotive and small aircraft engines have BSFC figures in the 0.40-0.60 lbs/hp/hr range and 25-30% thermal efficiency range.

Even at its most efficient power setting, the big 14 consumes 1,660 gallons of heavy fuel oil per hour.

Sexy Google Maps

Oh yes, it is for real .

Geeks Death

so i want this kasket with the harley hearse-cycle www.myconfinedspace.com/?s=Harley

My Chin is Balls

The Illustrious Wartoaster.

Peekaru

I so want to see someone actually where this.

Jason Ellis(mate)

Jason Ellis is an Australian who hosts his own Sirius XM talk show every weekday afternoon on Faction XL.

Ellis got his start in pro-skateboarding, and now does everything from motocross to MMA. He also has own tongue-in-cheek metal band named Taintstick (how sweet of a name is that?)

I\’ve been listening to him for about two months now, and its, as they say, its RED DRAGONS! Anyone else listen to his show?