Is There Ever Too Much Bacon?

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For those times when there just isn\’t enough bacon.

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  • Sex toys. Wait, what?

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    Fleshlight:
    Sad, lonely, single, depressed, loser, weak, pathetic, no girlfriend, possibly a virgin.
    Vibrator:
    Strong, sexually liberated, superior, intelligent, strong-minded, winner.

    Futurama Sign

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    A mindless worker is a happy worker!
    Shut up and do your job!

    Put A Cork In It

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    Killed by Condom

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    KITTY LITTER CAKE

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    # 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
    # 1 white cake mix
    # 1 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix
    # 1 pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
    # Green food coloring
    # 12 small Tootsie Rolls
    # 1 new (and definitely unused) kitty litter pan
    # 1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
    # 1 new Pooper Scooper

    First-Time Stewardess

    DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » First-Time Stewardess

    An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

    She answered the phone crying, and said, ‘I can’t get out of the room!”

    ‘You can’t get out of your room? the captain asked. ‘Why not?”

    She replied, ‘There are only three doors in here, she sobbed, ‘one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb!’

    CES 2009

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    the CES sign at night. if anyone wants to see more, i will post them soon.

    site news : FUCK!

    FUCK!

    X-Men

    X-Men

    Warren Ellis

    atomic house

    atomic house

    Looping Freeway

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    Here we go loop-de-loop, whee!

    Dragon cake

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    Mike’s Amazing Cakes

    Judaism vs Zionism

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    Why do American tax payers have to finance a war against innocent people.
    From nkuk.org


  • Funny Signs

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    My community college has all sorts of funny signs.

    Old bridge in reservoir

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    I went with friends up to Lexington Reservoir a few weeks ago. Apparently there used to be a town there before they put the dam up and we\’ve gotten so little rain in the past few years that the water level was beneath the town bridge.

    I took other pictures which are here.

    Cope India 04

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    The first bilateral dissimilar air combat exercise between the U.S. Air Force and the Indian air force in more than 40 years. This was the first opportunity since 1963, for USAF fighters to operate from Indian soil.he exercise brought together leading fighter combat aircraft and aircrew and ground crew of both air forces. The USAF flew in F-15Cs, while the IAF was represented by Mirage 2000, Su-30K(now replaced by the more advanced SU-30MKI, MiG-27s and MiG-21 (upgraded). Pictured is the USAF\’S f-15\’s and the IAF\’s Dassault mirage-2000\’s and su-30k\’s.

    DOW 2 Heroes of the Space Marines

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    The three Space Marine heroes are the Force Commander, Apothecary, and Techmarine. These heroes specialties play off each other really well. The Force Commander is a melee specialist who charge into superior numbers of enemies, the Apothecary can support him and surrounding troops by healing, and the Techmarine can build turrets and teleporter relay beacons to keep re-supplying the armies in the forward lines. When the three heroes are working together, they can thrust into combat, keep their backbone strong, and prevent counterattacks.

    A side note for those interested (tiki). They have the system requirements posted on the forums of the official dow2 site. They also have a release date for the beta…

    “The beta will be hosted via Steam and offered exclusively to Warhammer® 40,000â„¢: Dawn of War – Soulstorm owners on January 21, followed by a worldwide public release on January 28. The beta will feature all four playable races, five multiplayer maps, and Microsoft\’s Games for Windows – LIVE TrueSkill Matchmaking.”

    Woman Motorcyclist

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    Giving us all a bad name…

    Eggloaf

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    Uhm, ew?

    Addicted

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    I’m gonna need 10 cc’s…STAT!

    Clever garbage can idea

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    Tickle His Pickle

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    Your hands-on guide to penis pleasing.

    Corkscrew

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    …but you\’ll call me, right?

    Granny Water Bong!

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    Go granny! Go granny!

    Nerd Chicks

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    Underneath the clothing and glasses is a sex goddess.

    “Tis hard to pee straight”

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    Is this what\’s going on? If so, you guys should become acquainted w/, what I like to call, a MOP.
    dustinland

    Batman Mask of the Phantasm Wallpapers

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    Are these wallpaper-sized? I never know!

    /giving a shit

    AirForce Web Posting Response Assessment V.2

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    LOL @ \’ragers\’

    cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers

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    cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers
    they are the guardians, key holders, and gatekeepers of the spirit realm
    and the truths and experiences of existence that yet wait beyond my ken

    London Atheist Bus Ads

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    “There\’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”

    Louisiana Election

    Voters in Louisiana, on Saturday, kicked out of office Democratic Senator William Jefferson who was indicted last year for having $90,000 in bribe money, in cash, in his freezer.

    How ironic is that? The only politician in Washington who actually saved some money : make him treasury secretary.

    The Recently Deflowered Girl

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    See the rest.

    Brilliant!

    Star Wars Universe

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    You’d almost think war was beautiful…

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    …until you see a face.

    Some Pictures I Took

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    Yep.

    Snuggie

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    From Jawas to Jesus – One size fits all!

    Chainsaw Murderer

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    by Kim Simonsson.

    Ouch!

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    I\’ve got a SPLITTING headache!

    Ctrl – Esc

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    Sukhoi SU-27 flanker

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    The Sukhoi Flanker is considered to be one of the best Air Superiority fighters in the world. With a maximum speed of mach 2.35 and the ability to climb to 64,000ft in one minute It is easily capable of out maneuvering the f-15,f/a-16,f-14 and f-18. The famous (although considered tactically useless) Cobra maneuver was first performed in an SU-27. The Current 4.5 Generation of the Flanker-the su-30 family- have added 3d thrust vectoring and canards for enhanced maneuverability and israeli and french sub systems for increased weapons and defense capabilities.

    Hardcore Cinderella

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    When a child doesn\’t read, imagination disappears.

    8-Bit World

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