Avril Lavigne Is Totally Off Center

Avril Lavigne Is The Best Damn Thing

Avril Lavigne Has A Locked Neck

Avril Lavigne Wears Oversized Sun glasses

Avril Lavigne Is Too Cute

You make Otter laugh!

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Beautiful Side of the Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. B-1B Strategic Bomber, 1986
2. Inertial Guidance Module, Peacekeeper (MX) ICBM, 1986
3. Little Boy – Hiroshima Atomic Bomb, 1945
4. M65 280mm Atomic Cannon, 1951
5. The Gadget – Trinity Atomic Bomb, 1945

View the entire collection here: www.photographyserved.com/Gallery/Weapons-of-Mass-Destruction/56260

The forest for the trees

Dead snow capture

Three of the finer things from Norway; Jenny Skavlan, Arctic beer and Bjoern Sundquist!

Futurama B.P.R.D.

4 Batmans

Busy In Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”

The first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”

“That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,” said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

“It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I’m here.”

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

“Picture this,” says the third man, “I’m hiding naked inside a refrigerator…”

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Too Much Bacon

Fresh bacon at the Winderness Lodge buffet in the Wisconsin Dells.

The President has asked for your resignations

Tragic 8 Ball

surprisingly not a shoop

I Can Has Mech?

President Barack Obama

Epic Win.

Gone but not forgotten…

Ong Bak 2

paint job of doom

Cunt Puncher

MCS\’s first group Tat!

Batman is dead

Final Crisis #6

LSD-Doors

cutest lil raider this side of tatooine

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American Gothic

Red Hot Peppers

My corgi pup

He’s actually closer to 6 months old now, but was much cuter as a puppy.

Neve Campbell

Turning To Stone

Thirteen year old Mike came running out of a strip show where he had just seen a stripper in action. ‘Why are you in such a hurry? asked the manager. The young man skidded to a stop and replied excitedly, ‘My mother told me that if I ever looked at anything bad I would turn to stone, and think I have just fuck’n started!”
– Tues Jan 6 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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Surf Art

www.stevenvaliere.com/

Tequila Dangerous

This is what alcoholics actually believe.

La Tomatina

The world’s largest food fight. Buñol on the last Wednesday of August.

harley queen

sexieeeee……

Ducati 1098

I want one! Probably kill me though.

quagmire’s lines for lovin’ the ladies

they work on every situation 😉

Zombie Batman

Holy Rotted Flesh Batman.. Your a Zombie..

elvish Hookers

Slot – Nookie

СЛОТ is a Russian band, Nookie is their lead singer.
They have a music video at

Female hormones in beer

Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn\’t drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

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Ultimate Showdown

Probability of an Atheist “Believing” in God

In response to www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/01/29/chances-of-an-atheist-believing-in-god-pie-chart/

Metric Condom

Now she can know without a doubt how long you are. In centimeters.

Fun with Jello

Cheese Doodle Art Exhibit

Members of the band Five Iron Frenzy covered in MaryJo Brand All-Natural Cheese Doodles as part of a living-art exhibit by Lucy Do in Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Their album title “Cheeses…” was to be named “Cheeses of Nazareth” due to this event, but they decided against it.

Escher in LEGO

Joint projects of Andrew Lipson and Daniel Shiu: Escher\’s “Waterfall,” “Ascending and Descending,” “Balcony,” “Belvedere,” and “Relativity” redone in LEGO. Pictures of the process, multiple angles, and several other projects can be found at www.andrewlipson.com.

Mosh Til Death!

Warning: Not for Morons

Doesn’t ‘end of second quarter’ mean ‘halftime’? Not Sunglasses? WTF??

Bisexuality

It means never being disappointed when you reach down someone`s pants.

Wet Cat – Be afraid… Be very afraid

World Submarine Championships