Smile like you mean it
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Nature, Visual Tricks
…or hiss, or nom, or…whatever.
General Cosgrove Quote
‘FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
– Top 10 Best Comebacks | Top 10 Lists | TopTenz.net
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Tunguska, June 30, 1908
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/03/one-in-million-collisions.html
The most expensive car in the world
1957 Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa
From: www.rmauctions.com/index-ferrari.cfm
WoW x 36
There was a pic on M[c]S of a guy w/ a wall of monitors and all his WoW accounts running. This is a screenshot from one of his raids and he was playing all 36 accounts.
Character
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, Television
“There\’s too much urinary freedom in this society. I\’m proud to hold it in. It builds character.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
The good ole south
Tags:Dark Humor, Politics, Racist, WTF
Took this picture a few months ago outside of work.
It really isn\’t advisable to take temp work in a blue state with a sign like this.
License blade covered to protect the idiots.
Oh well, what do you expect from Texas.
Let the flamewars begin.
Spirit Milf
I know, it’s old.
Was a great marketing campaign by Spirit Airlines last year.
I took a screenshot at work and came across it again.
Late submit, but still funny.
Scissor spiders
My paste functionality is broken in firefox at the moment or I would paste the link >:\
More Parker Tikis
Jungle Tiki, Voo Doo Room Tiki, Volcanic Steam Vent Tiki, Tiki Untitled 1 & 2
Brad Parker
How long can you hold your breath?
During a pre-race performance, escape artist David Merlini holds his breath inside a transparent aquarium filled 264 Gallons (1000 liters) of water, as he attempted to break the world record for holding ones breath underwater before the start of the Bahrain Formula One Grand Prix, in Sakhir, Bahrain on Sunday, April 26, 2009. Merlini did set a new record, holding his breath for 21 minutes and 29 seconds
Boston.com: The Big Picture, #26
21+ minutes?!
Iron Man 2 First Photo!
Director Jon Favreau also talked to the newspaper about the May 7, 2010 release, saying, “How many superheroes are open about their true identities? We wanted to play with that idea. But it obviously has consequences — in his relationships, on the team. There are a lot of areas we can explore.”
Scary House
Anyone got the faintest idea where this might be? Found it randomly in an image library with no notes.
legs or breasts?
When asked if I preferred legs or breasts, I told the stranger that I had a particular fondness for nice hairy pussies. He then informed me that this wasn’t an option when choosing a KFC Bargain Bucket.
– Tues May 5 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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PSE TAC-15, Tactical Assault Crossbow
TAC-15 ‘Tactical Assault Crossbow’, the sort of crossbow designed for when aliens invade from another dimension. It actually replaces the upper receiver from an AR-15 so you can swap between assault rifle and crossbow with a little tinkering. The payoff is at the end when they sell you that it comes with a picatinny rail system. For, you know, when you need a grenade launcher on your crossbow.
