Quarelling Children
_Mother:_ ‘Hush! You two children are always quarrelling. Why can’t you
agree once in a while?
_Georgia:_ ‘We do agree, mamma. Edith wants the largest apple and so do
I.
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Darth Vader – Show Them The TRUE power of the EMPIRE
Tags:Awesome Things, Comic Books, Star Wars
Whiskey Accident
A Scotchman had been presented with a pint flask of rare old Scotch
whiskey. He was walking briskly along the road toward home, when along
came a Ford which he did not sidestep quite in time. It threw him down
and hurt his leg quite badly. He got up and limped down the road.
Suddenly he noticed that something warm and wet was trickling down his
leg.
‘Oh, Lord, he groaned, ‘I hope that’s blood!
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The future of sculpture…
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
is nigh.
STAND BACK
I’m 10 beers down and have decided that NOW is the time to upgrade the various code that i have on mcs. if the site dies, you’ll know why.
CAUTION:
WHILE OPENING, KEEP ITEM AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND FACE, DUE TO ITEM IS UNDER SPRING PRESSURE.
Yup. My junk needs a warning label.
