Clever Speeder Part II
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball”.
He replied, “Pennsylvania State Troopers don’t have balls”.
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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Firefox is embarrassed
I got this message after firefox crashed right after I opened it. And it crashed before, too.
black and white and red all over
What\’s black and white and red all over and is going to court?
Eddie Van Halen is suing Nike, claiming the shoe company ripped off his iconic paint job, as seen on his Frankenstein guitar (lower right in the picture above) for its new line of Dunk shoes (upper center, above). Van Halen says he came up with that pattern for the guitar in 1978 and patented it in 2001.
Earlier this year he came out with his own line of funky shoes (upper right, above) and he says Nike has done him irreparable harm and damage by copying it. The Nike lawyers say the don\’t see the similarity.
and oh..it can also be a great paintjob (extreme left) as a tribute rather than a profit-fueled trademark infringement…perfect!
Golden Shower Fountain
Found this “Golden Shower Fountain” at Target while looking for fireworks for the 4th of July with my gf. We had to get a pic of it. Credits to awesomeblossom for taking the pic.
Furry Fest…
Saw this last night when I was at the gym…couldn\’t stop laughing, especially at the end.
Full Video Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF-pgzNEB5s
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Lone Wolf and Cub
Anyone seen any of the movie series? How is it? What is the best one? I\’ve read a few of the graphic novels and it\’s amazing.
meat in a cart
i tried not to look at it for too long, but upon a few seconds of close inspection i could not figure out what this animal was.
