David Inception

Doctor Who graph

He-Man turns you gay

Minecraft

Coke please

Paranormal activity alternate ending

Caution – Adam West

Europe vs. America

You are not allowed in my fort

Flying poop

sup sexy

like what you see?

Stoner comics

Fruit fun

I see what you did there

how to kill casemods

Nk sticks RSI

heehee he ran around like an idiot trying to get away from the sticky.

My Costume for Halloween

I decided to join since my costume turned out well enough to post.

Revenge

it comes fast

Vertigo

not an excuse not to jack someone.

Got your ass

fish bowl helmet

its one giant target

Random photos

from 1x.com. Looks like “artists post their stuff here. Some of the stuff is clearly shopped. Most, but not all is SFW, and you don’t know what is going to load, so I’d have to call the site NSFW.

Where is this

I have no idea

Nimoy’s telescope.

http://freshphotons.tumblr.com/page/1

A cabbie picks up a nun

She gets into the cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes!, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

via BnP.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Brazilian Ace

“Egon Albrecht (19 May 1918 – 25 August 1944) was a German* Luftwaffe ace and recipient of the Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross during World War II. Albrecht claimed 25 aerial victories, 10 over the Western Front and 15 over the Eastern Front. The Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross was awarded to recognise extreme battlefield bravery or successful military leadership.”
*Place of birth: Curitiba, Brazil.
What a shame… 🙁

My Costume

i think if your an adult swim fan you would know who i am

Ultraviolet Andromeda

Explanation: This stunning vista represents the highest resolution image ever made of the Andromeda Galaxy (aka M31) at ultraviolet wavelengths. Recorded by NASA’s Swift satellite, the mosaic is composed of 330 individual images covering a region 200,000 light-years wide.
http://apod.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap101027.html

Kids

More at:
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/10/extreme-parenting-wild-wild-kids.html

fag sign

found this in mount gambier, south australia

More Great Depression photos

San Francisco had been eclipsed by Los Angeles in size, but it remained the most important port and financial center of the West.

And Charles Cushman had to take a photograph of his new coupe beside the recently-completed Golden Gate Bridge.

Nearly half of all Americans still lived on farms and in small towns.

The Farmall Tractor had revolutionized farming, but mechanization remained limited.

In rural Georgia, folks still went to town on Saturday by wagon.

So I never knew

He was in the same Wolfenstein ET COD clan as me. Weird huh

Regardez-moi dans les yeux… J’ai dit dans les yeux.

worst math class ever

Or the totally fucking awesomest math class ever

tramp stamp

hehehe

fishman on a bike

cool?

Edinburgh’s cottage house

Princes Street park scene, Edinburgh by shaferlens @Flickr Creative Commons
via http://pixdaus.com/index

Toaster Costume

I made this costume for my daughter, but I really wanted to go to a party and say, “Man, I an toasted!” (harhar!)

Politics

http://pixdaus.com/?sort=new

2010 Motorclassica – Australia

Australia’s premier indoor classic car show.
http://www.supercars.net/gallery/119513/2530/1.html

Slizzard

popping decanters in the ice, like a blizzard
when we imbibe alcohol we do it properly,
and become quite slizzard

hello kitty pumpkin

my friend helped me make this
squee

your new defence against the dark arts teacher

fuck yes

The United States Of Movies

This dream-like picture

This dream-like picture shows each phase of the sun over Bristol’s Clifton Suspension Bridge taken during half a year.

The image was captured on a pin-hole camera made from an empty soda can with a 0.25mm aperture and a single sheet of photographic paper.

Photographer Justin Quinnell strapped the camera to a telephone pole overlooking the Gorge, where it was left between December 19, 2007 and June 21, 2008–the Winter and Summer solstices. (That’s a 15,552,000 second exposure.)

‘Solargraph’ shows six months of the sun’s luminescent trails and its subtle change of course caused by the earth’s movement in orbit. The lowest arc being the first day of exposure on the Winter solstice, while the top curves were captured mid-Summer.
(Dotted lines of light are the result of overcast days when the sun struggled to penetrate the cloud.)

psychic goat

trippy

Wario Stalin

As requested.

Watching other people use a computer

It`s funny because it`s true.

Sorry, we`re fucked

monkey eats a cue ball

The man brought his monkey to the bar and the monkey got a little rambunctous. He grabbed a maraschino cherry and popped it in his mouth, Then a peanut and popped it in his mouth then a cue ball. The Bar owner yelled and made the man remove the monkey. A year later they were back to the same bar, the monkey grabbed a cherry, stuck it in his butt and ate it, then a peanut, stuck it in his butt and ate it …The bar owner yelled WHAT the hell is that monkey doing/ The owner replied that ever since the monkey ate the cue ball a few months ago …he makes sure everything fits

via reddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com