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Tron Legacy
Tags:Awesome Things, Movies, TRON, Wallpaper
Game on program
Elephant’s Creed
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Gaming
Paprika characters
“This is your brain on anime”
Probably one of the best animated or non-animated films of the decade. The soundtrack alone is worth watching for. Directed by Satoshi Kon, Sony Classics gave it the full treatment and it shows. I’d loved to have seen this in theaters. The original Japanese novel was released in Marie Claire back in 1991.
After watching this, I found a lot of parallels between this movie and “The Cell” however, Paprika is both much brighter and much darker than The Cell and has much deeper character development.
I’m with CoCo
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, Television
I’m with CoCo
so how about you? what do you think? should we support Conan or the manchild that is Leno?
We’re in trouble
The Population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
via We’re in trouble – Bits & Pieces.
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His master’s voice
Tags:Awesome Things, Cute As Hell Animals, Music
1x.com/photos/latest-additions/30012/
World`s Tallest Building – Dubai
Dubai is set to open the world’s tallest building amid tight security on Monday. The final height of the Burj Dubai – Arabic for Dubai Tower – remained a closely guarded secret on the eve of its opening. At more than 2,625 feet, it long ago vanquished its nearest rival, the Taipei 101 in Taiwan.
www.sphere.com/world/article/dubai-to-open-worlds-tallest-building/19300944?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2Fworld%2Farticle%2Fdubai-to-open-worlds-tallest-building%2F19300944
Home Alone
Tags:Home Alone, Humor, Movie Posters, Movies, X-Mas
Another John Hughes and Macaulay Culkin Movie. Loved movies where kids kick adults ass as a kid. Great Christmas movie too.
Christmas Lights
Tags:Engineering, Technology, X-Mas
via ODDEE
Over confident CEO
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, ‘What are you doing here?
‘I’m just waiting to get paid, responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks ‘How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, ‘I make about $300 a week. Why?
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay, now get out and don’t come back.
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?
From across the room comes a voice, ‘Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200.
Airship – I
“Also, if anyone has an airship I can borrow, I’d be much obliged.”
I have, but only 93…
Atk
7 UP
Tags:Food, Forum Fodder, Gaming, Humor
The War of the Worlds, 1953
Best Actor: YB-49 😉
“Stock footage of a YB-49 in flight appeared in The War of the Worlds (1953). In the movie, the Flying Wing was tasked with dropping an atomic bomb on the invading Martians.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YB-49#Popular_culture
“They* then leave to observe a United States Air Force YB-49 drop an atomic bomb on the Martians advancing on Los Angeles.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(1953_film)#Plot
*Dr. Clayton Forrester (Gene Barry) and Sylvia van Buren (Ann Robinson).
Great movie!
Atk
Havok & Polaris Halloween costumes
Tags:Comic Books, Cosplay, Halloween, Havok, MCS Halloween
included self-made power gloves with LEDs that lit up when I move my hand in a certain shape. Also the white of my costume could be made to glow in the dark by running my light-glove over it!
Stuck in a bind
Ok so I need to get this phone online, because they don’t sell it in stores.
It’s a fairly nice music phone, and NOW comes with a free 2 gig micro SD card and USB cord.
The phone has bluetooth, 3.5mm audio female (headphones) MMS (picture messaging) music player, dedicated music keys on front while closed, 1.3mp camera, voice recorder.
It’s $60, and comes with 2 months activation. 300 minutes/600 text messages – roaming, long distance – same price.
That’s $15 a month. I barely use my phone as it is. I would go with verizon pre-paid @ $10 a month but they don’t let you keep your number…OR use smartphones…and I have 3 of them I could use but can’t…
My question is: How can I buy this phone online?
I have bought a $25 visa gift card and it did not work for ANYTHING online. I tried buying a stylus for my treo for $5 and it didn’t work.
Also, post how little you pay. In this post, the more you pay, the more you lose! It’s all about saving money.
C3P-O Costume made out of Medalla Light cans
My friend Pochi won the local costume contest (and a shitload of beer) by making a C3P-O out of cut-up Medalla Light (local beer) cans full with eyes and stomach parts that lit up.
I can’t say I was jealous of taking second place because even *I* was amazed by the costume. And since the prize was two boxes of Coors Light and drunk friends wanted to rape him for ’em (for tap water, sheesh)…
I won a cheap Barbie doll though.
Dreth’s “Shinigami” Costume
Yes, a Squad Captain from Bleach. I’m not THAT into the series, but the costume was fuckin’ cool.
second opinion
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$350.”
“$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!” exclaims the man.
“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan.”
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Ezekial (model unknown) jacket
I don’t know the model of it, but it’s a nice jacket.
It’s light and quality made.
Got it for $20 at ross, retail is $70 +/-
Blade-Less Fan?
Made by Dyson
Hard to believe it works.
Read here: gizmodo.com/5379890/dyson-air-multiplier-review-making-a-300-fan-takes-cojones
Epic Mickey – Part 3
Tags:Disney, Epic Mickey, Gaming
These are so wicked.
Epic Mickey – Part 2
Tags:Disney, Epic Mickey, Gaming
Epic Mickey – Part 1
The first picture is a teaser for this new game they’re supposedly working on, called Epic Mickey. The other two are concept art by Fred Gambino. The game is “more or less confirmed for the Wii”, and the project is headed by Warren Spector, whose studio was acquired by Disney in 2007.
Mortal Kombat
Tags:Gaming, Mortal Kombat, Wallpaper
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell
Tags:Gaming, Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, Wallpaper
I only played the first one, but it was so much fun! May buy Splinter Cell: Conviction when it comes out. Solid Snake VS Sam Fisher would be one hell of a showdown. Sam Fisher is voiced by Michael Ironside, which is awesome too.
The second to last (7th) realistic looking wallpaper is a deviantART by igotgame1075.
Sipho Mabona can fold paper better than you.
Sipho was the first-ever foreigner to be invited to the Japan Origami Academic Society (JOAS) Convention in 2008 and his work graced the cover of the official magazine.
‘The time it takes to make each piece differs from figure to figure.
‘The quickest would probably be a Koi carp, but even that takes me around one hour to fold.
‘On the other hand for things like the praying mantis I took 20 hours of solid folding.
‘But designing the models is what takes quite some time usually. That can be anywhere from a day to six months of off and on work.
‘I sell my work for prices for a single piece range anywhere from 300 to 2,500 swiss francs, or £1,500.
‘All representational models are made from one single uncut square of paper. Some abstract models are folded from one uncut rectangle.’
Rage
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Gaming, Wallpaper
Angela Moramarco: Wii-Habilitation
Conceptual artwork for a non-existent B2B website called ‘anatoWii which promotes the use of Nintendo’s video game console in physical therapy sessions.
See what he did there Sagat?
Street Fighter Barring the dialog yes thats where Sagat’s scar comes from. Also of note they were both in prison in Thailand at the time.
Shitload of Armored Core
Tags:Armored Core, Gaming, Wallpaper
Armored Core wallpaper
Tags:Armored Core, Gaming, Wallpaper
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