public police box

average people doing nothing wrong, leave them alone

schodingers cat

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40,000 feet and climbing

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fruit carving by Adrastia217

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nathan fillion with halo sniper rifle

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Presidents to OZ

Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they’re all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

“What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?”

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.” ??”No problem!” says the Wizard. “Who is next?”

Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well…I…I think I need a heart.” ??”Done,” says the Wizard. “Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?”

Up steps George W. Bush, who says, “I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.” ??”Not a problem!” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.” ??There is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn’t say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “What do you want?” ??”Ummm,” he says quietly, “is Dorothy around?”

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red to blue

masked intruder

3d sheep vs cyclops

Beau Garrett – TRON LEGACY WALLPAPER

awesome squirrel costume

DCU – Mailstorm

tron hotel

explosive lamp

leg kisser

canadian flag wallpaper

epic dig

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Relaxing Jem

yes, dear

obama christmas

he-mans

yes. – PANIC.

Beau Garrett is GEM in TRON LEGACY

jesus christ on a raptor

kill the voice in your head

the f-bomb

doin thangs

chewy on a giant squirrel fighting nazies

stay here for tonight

A traveling salesman’s car breaks down in the country, so he decides to call on the closest farmhouse.

When the farmer opens the door, the salesman says, “Sir, my car died just up the road. Could I stay here for tonight?”

The farmer says, “Sure, but I have a very handsome son and you’ll have to promise not to sleep with him.”

“Excuse me,” says the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”

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Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian treasure

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the walken dead

A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed …

… Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.

The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son’s bed, and asks, “What’s wrong?” And, pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, “What are those?”

The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.

The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, “What are we gonna do with this boy?”

Her husband replies, “Well, we’re not gonna spank him. That’s for sure.”

via reddit.

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TSA Trollface – Problems

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