furry sniper

baby bomb carriage

I are lawyer cat – this are serious legal issue

Waldo

the jail bitch

Haters

Damn right epic eagle

Japanese Maple

A Dog

My somewhat crazy dog…

Sandstorm

Dry river bed of the Ravi River in Pakistan.

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Three Blond Guys

Three blond guys are standing on one side of a river near a wishing well, trying to figure out how to cross the river.

The first guy went to the wishing well and said “I want to be smart so I can get across the river.” So the wishing well made his hair brown. Then he swam across the river.

The second guy went up to the wishing well and said, “I want to be smarter. And I don’t want to get wet like that first guy.” After his hair turned black he built a boat and sailed across the river.

The third guy went to the well and said, “I want to be the smartest of all. I don’t want to get wet, and don’t want to work too hard at this.” The well turned him into a women and she walked across on the bridge.

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Who Ate The Damn Pizza Rolls

Luke’s wife.

Pic from: www.radiantcg.com
About Mara Jade: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mara_Jade_Skywalker

Ur Mom by Morriperkele

Outstanding

Madonna

Amazing Oola

www.radiantcg.com/
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Oola

The Thing

The original movie was awesome. This movie traumatizes me to this day.

Dead Albatross Chicks

“These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.”

www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=11

Before and after 100 pounds

Holy fuck.

Beauty of a Sinkhole

An apparently old sinkhole has actually turned into something not horrifying.

Bad habit

www.flickr.com/photos/marianovillalba/2305362052

Drag Me to Hell

But Don’t Drag Me to the Recycle Bin.

Big Gun Girl

The Scariest Last Supper Ever

Created by Dark Vomit

omg Ana Fuji is hawt

and she makes killer cupcakes

Optimus Prime

Landmaste Wheelwell

The Tires DO NOT touch!!

Sunspot

Optical Illusions

Kinda trippy!
Found here: health.yahoo.com/featured/46/8-mind-boggling-optical-illusions/

1 million colors

Collect them all!

The Dodge Ram BFT: a big f*cking truck

. . . and ready to eat your loved ones.

source: www.autoblog.com/gallery/sema-2007-dodge-ram-bft/full/#4

Assassins Creed: Get Him!

Dead Flies

Dead flies in poses.

In Soviet Russia…

Sweet Mary

Legalize it.

The Great War.

MOOOM

LULZ

Must Mouth Rape Burger!

Must Mouth Rape Burger! NOM NOM NOM

How to be a Good Republican

# You have to believe that 8 years of national prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush but that, yesterday’s gas prices is all Clinton’s fault.

# You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

# You have to be against government programs, but expect Social Security checks on-time.

# You have to believe that government should stay out of people’s lives, except to regulate opposite-gender marriages, what your official language should be, and what form of birth control, if any, you should use.

# You have to believe that pollution is ok, as long as it makes a profit.

# You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don’t pray to Allah or Buddha.

# You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

# You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body but that large multinational corporations should have no regulation or interference whatsoever.

# You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.

# You have to believe that society is colorblind and, growing up black in America doesn’t diminish your opportunities, but you still won’t vote for Alan Keyes.

# You have to believe that it was wise to allow Ken Starr to spend $50 million dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have ever been unfaithful to their wives.

# You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is bad because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all Americans.

# You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know, if teenagers don’t have condoms, they won’t have sex.

# You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.

# You have to believe that socialism hasn’t worked anywhere, and that Europe doesn’t exist.

# You have to believe that the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public doesn’t need to be educated about it, because if we just ignore it, it will go away.

# You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of 6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible, which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.

# You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more Americans than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.

# You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts for 5000 years and that, most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all, the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don’t need any.

# You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests andthe extinction of the several species of plants and animals therein.

# You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but Clinton should have been impeached.

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Cheza Wallpaper

Wolf’s Rain

Madden in Oil by Morriperkele

Good night, Sweet prince

Water Droplets

Macro water droplet shots.

One nation under Cthulu

Epic version of this image: www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/18/one-nation-under-god/

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Sequel, Movie, Badass

Seven Samurai Movie Poster

Seven Samurai Movie Poster: Awesomeness Incarnate

Drop boxin the box of DROP BOX

Have you tried dropbox yet?

I have a portable version of it on my work computer, a copy on my home server, a copy on my desktop computer at home, and a copy on my laptop.  If I’m at work and I want my server at home to download a torrent, I just throw the torrent into my dropbox, where utorrent is monitoring it.  By the time I get home, bam, the file is done and ready.

This is also good for when I’m on my laptop serfing the interets and I find an image that I want to post to MCS.  I save it to the dropbox, and then later on when I’m at my desktop (and a little more sober) I’m able to post that image.

Or even better, when I’m at work, and I have dropbox installed to a usb drive, so none of my filthy porn important documents are ever on the hard drive, and I have access to all the files that are most important to me.

For each referral to dropbox, you get an extra 250 megs of space, up to a total of 5 gigs in your account.  I need that space for porn important things.  Please sign up and install dropbox today.  Your mind will be BLOWN.

Sexy Witch Art

Don’t do it

in case you were considering it

don’t

Mad Photographer

This guy built his camera out of trash, literally. Yes, it actually worked, and he took some amazing photos with it. Can’t remember his name, though.

Prancin’ aboot with your head full of eyeballs

GIMMEH YOUR EYES

I want to live in a world

where I can enjoy this but also have a 10MB connection.

Photo by purple banana. I know it’s amateurish but I was the one who put it together and I do like tropical fruits and robots, so it’s cool.

Assassins Creed 2

Just watched the Dev Diary on the combat of this game and it simply looks amazing. Dunno if I will be picking this one up.