Everyone STFU!

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Early sign your kid is gay

Early sign your kid is gay.

Broken Nintendo DS

YOU\’RE DOING IT WRONG

Tiki says ‘Dumb it down!’

Thought some of you would find this amusing, and it also serves as a future warning to others.

Stair Shelves

DO WANT!
Apartment Therapy

Megalodon vs Great White

The Megalodon is an ancient species of shark about 18 million years old. The photos were taken, by the submitter, at the Buena Vista Museum in Bakersfield California where some of the best Meaglodon teeth have been recovered just a few miles away at “shark tooth hill”.

Edvard Munch

Fucked them all

Sat Dec 20 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

During a lull in the rehearsal the groom and best man, two long time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, ‘You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, I’ve fucked every woman in this room. To which his friend responded, ‘Well then, between the two of us we’ve fucked them all!”

Quattro

AK

Friend on XFIRE sent me these

Finger Arm Tattoo

Least the guy has a sense of humor.

It’s not what it looks like – Geoducks

Geoducks. Isn’t it amazing how the same shapes just keep showing up, over and over, in nature. Paging Dr. Freud…

Almost there

Atom Bomb Explosion

Boom.

Weird inappropriate things I say / Do

I tastes like an angel came in my mouth!
Weird + inappropriate things I say / Do: Nọ 4

I would hit it like the fist of an angry god

I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Any Button / Bacon Button

Two keyboard keys we wish we had: Any & Bacon

April Fools

i just did a wicked april fools on my cousin!
I coated my jizz on her tampon, re-sealed the package, and now she’s actually wearing it LOL! Now I told her what I actually did and she’s freaking out haha

dw, I ate a birth controll pill this morning so my sperm won’t impregnate her.

she’s calling her mom and everything lol, these noobs about to get pwned when they find out nothings going to happen

Bears on Motorbikes

Bears on Motorbikes – With SCUBA gear machinegunners in sidecars. Give up already.

Beefcake…

BEEFCAKE!

Boob mouse

You know you want one.

Panamanian Store

Mini Super Fukin 2

Fritz

Robert Crumb\’s Fritz the Cat, directed by Ralph Bakshi.

Pere Lachaise

Most beautiful of cemeteries. Cats live there.

Custom Wedding Cake Toppers

Saw these while looking around for mythbusters stuff. I think the first one is Adam.

“The Ship of Gold”

The sinking of the Central America in an 1857 hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean was one of the worst peacetime tragedies of men, ship, and gold lost at sea. Over 425 men and many tons of gold were thought to have been lost forever.

In 1989, the Ship of Gold and her cargo of San Francisco gold coins were finally discovered and retrieved from the bottom of the ocean.

Tentacle Grape Soda

You gonna git graped.

No Wire Hangers EEVEEEEEEEEEER!!

wouLd YOU want it it be Your mother? Screen cap of Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in the fiLm “Mommie Dearest” CLIP: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bUZdXUI3VKo

Rich or Poor – It won’t matter

Emo Emu

I\’m a huge metal fan!

Me too!

The Final Step Is Acceptance

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes » The Final Step Is Acceptance

(I work as a phone support technician for a large software company. Once a month one of our mentors listen to our calls, to ensure that we follow protocol. I was being listened to one day a few weeks ago.)

Me: ‘Welcome to Tech Support, you’re talking to ****”

Customer: ‘Hi, my name is ****, and I work at **** bank. You’ve really gotta help me! I’ve got this message on my computer, and I don’t know what to do!”

Me: ‘Okay, if you could start by reading the message to me, I’ll see what we can do.”

Customer: ‘Oh, okay.. It says: ‘Your computer has been automatically adjusted for daylight savings time.’ What do i do?!”

Me: ‘Er is there a button that says ‘OK’?”

Customer: ‘Yes.”

Me: ‘Can you tell me what happens when you click the ‘OK’ button?”

Customer: ‘Oh, thank you very much! You’re a life saver! Thank you, thank you; now I can finally get these reports done!! *hangs up*

Me: ‘ you’re welcome?”

Mentor: *after listening in* ‘You know what the scary part is? That is my contact at the bank the same person I entrust my life savings to.”

ME

NASA’s new fleet of spacecrafts

NYT Animated

Cuddly toys of death

found on patriciawaller.com

Happy New Year

From whatever the fuck this thing on my face is

Bizarre Transportation

Christian VS Atheist

Kate Beckinsale

Eye Fuck

So yeah I\’ve noticed a painful absence of visual tricks.

International Year of Astronomy 2009

Explanation: Astronomers all over planet Earth invite you to experience the night sky as part of the International Year of Astronomy 2009. This year was picked by the International Astronomical Union and the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization because it occurs 400 years after Galileo turned one of the first telescopes toward the heavens. Peering through that small window, Galileo discovered that the Moon has craters, Venus has phases, Jupiter has moons, and Saturn has rings. This year you can discover these and many modern wonders of the amazing overhead tapestry that is shared by all of humanity. If, like many others, you find the night sky wondrous and educational, be sure to attend an IYA2009 event in your area, and tell any schools and children that might be interested. Also, please feel free to explore the extensive IYA2009 web pages to find international media events that include blogs, webcasts and much much more.
APOD

Sailboats, Turag River, Bangladesh

Graceful as butterflies, boats glide past rice fields on the meandering Turag River near Dacca, Bangladesh. Hundreds of watery highways interlace the heartland of this low-lying South Asian country.
NGeoPOD

Building the Manhattan Bridge

Superjail!

“The majority of Superjail! is set inside the titular prison. Externally, Superjail is built inside a massive volcano, but internally it seems to constitute its own psychedelic reality, where the fabric of time and space is extremely fluid and changes at the whim of the Warden.”

Rita the Riveter

Ok, not quite but you get the point.
Shorpy

Mikoyangurevich15bis

Ren & Stimpy

Was reminded by someone in the Beavis & Butt-head discussion how the red cat & chihuahua contributed to society, so here they are.

First image from:
www.dmvcomics.com

Second image is just lulzy.

Desktop Clutter Art

This is probably the only cool thing I\’ve seen being accomplished on a Mac. But it\’s cool nonetheless.

You can find more here.

Mirror’s Edge – Faith

Good game. Pretty prettypretypurtypurtypurtygoood.

Death Star 2 rant

Breakfast Club flip

An image I\’ve found useful on messageboards whenever someone says something so fuckin\’ loonytunes that words fail.