An Excellent frog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Humor
EXCELLENT.
Broken Nintendo DS
Tags:Forum Fodder, Gaming, Humor
YOU\’RE DOING IT WRONG
Tiki says ‘Dumb it down!’
Thought some of you would find this amusing, and it also serves as a future warning to others.
Megalodon vs Great White
The Megalodon is an ancient species of shark about 18 million years old. The photos were taken, by the submitter, at the Buena Vista Museum in Bakersfield California where some of the best Meaglodon teeth have been recovered just a few miles away at “shark tooth hill”.
Fucked them all
Sat Dec 20 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
During a lull in the rehearsal the groom and best man, two long time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, ‘You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, I’ve fucked every woman in this room. To which his friend responded, ‘Well then, between the two of us we’ve fucked them all!â€
It’s not what it looks like – Geoducks
Geoducks. Isn’t it amazing how the same shapes just keep showing up, over and over, in nature. Paging Dr. Freud…
Weird inappropriate things I say / Do
I tastes like an angel came in my mouth!
Weird + inappropriate things I say / Do: Ná» 4
April Fools
i just did a wicked april fools on my cousin!
I coated my jizz on her tampon, re-sealed the package, and now she’s actually wearing it LOL! Now I told her what I actually did and she’s freaking out haha
dw, I ate a birth controll pill this morning so my sperm won’t impregnate her.
she’s calling her mom and everything lol, these noobs about to get pwned when they find out nothings going to happen
Bears on Motorbikes
Bears on Motorbikes – With SCUBA gear machinegunners in sidecars. Give up already.
Boob mouse
Tags:Computers, Sexy, Technology, WTF
You know you want one.
Custom Wedding Cake Toppers
Saw these while looking around for mythbusters stuff. I think the first one is Adam.
“The Ship of Gold”
The sinking of the Central America in an 1857 hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean was one of the worst peacetime tragedies of men, ship, and gold lost at sea. Over 425 men and many tons of gold were thought to have been lost forever.
In 1989, the Ship of Gold and her cargo of San Francisco gold coins were finally discovered and retrieved from the bottom of the ocean.
No Wire Hangers EEVEEEEEEEEEER!!
wouLd YOU want it it be Your mother? Screen cap of Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in the fiLm “Mommie Dearest” CLIP: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bUZdXUI3VKo
The Final Step Is Acceptance
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes » The Final Step Is Acceptance
(I work as a phone support technician for a large software company. Once a month one of our mentors listen to our calls, to ensure that we follow protocol. I was being listened to one day a few weeks ago.)
Me: ‘Welcome to Tech Support, you’re talking to ****â€
Customer: ‘Hi, my name is ****, and I work at **** bank. You’ve really gotta help me! I’ve got this message on my computer, and I don’t know what to do!â€
Me: ‘Okay, if you could start by reading the message to me, I’ll see what we can do.â€
Customer: ‘Oh, okay.. It says: ‘Your computer has been automatically adjusted for daylight savings time.’ What do i do?!â€
Me: ‘Er is there a button that says ‘OK’?â€
Customer: ‘Yes.â€
Me: ‘Can you tell me what happens when you click the ‘OK’ button?â€
Customer: ‘Oh, thank you very much! You’re a life saver! Thank you, thank you; now I can finally get these reports done!! *hangs up*
Me: ‘ you’re welcome?â€
Mentor: *after listening in* ‘You know what the scary part is? That is my contact at the bank the same person I entrust my life savings to.â€
ME
NASA’s new fleet of spacecrafts
Tags:NASA, Science!, Space, Technology
NYT Animated
Kate Beckinsale
Tags:Kate Beckinsale, Sexy, Underworld
International Year of Astronomy 2009
Explanation: Astronomers all over planet Earth invite you to experience the night sky as part of the International Year of Astronomy 2009. This year was picked by the International Astronomical Union and the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization because it occurs 400 years after Galileo turned one of the first telescopes toward the heavens. Peering through that small window, Galileo discovered that the Moon has craters, Venus has phases, Jupiter has moons, and Saturn has rings. This year you can discover these and many modern wonders of the amazing overhead tapestry that is shared by all of humanity. If, like many others, you find the night sky wondrous and educational, be sure to attend an IYA2009 event in your area, and tell any schools and children that might be interested. Also, please feel free to explore the extensive IYA2009 web pages to find international media events that include blogs, webcasts and much much more.
APOD
Sailboats, Turag River, Bangladesh
Graceful as butterflies, boats glide past rice fields on the meandering Turag River near Dacca, Bangladesh. Hundreds of watery highways interlace the heartland of this low-lying South Asian country.
NGeoPOD
Superjail!
“The majority of Superjail! is set inside the titular prison. Externally, Superjail is built inside a massive volcano, but internally it seems to constitute its own psychedelic reality, where the fabric of time and space is extremely fluid and changes at the whim of the Warden.”
Ren & Stimpy
Was reminded by someone in the Beavis & Butt-head discussion how the red cat & chihuahua contributed to society, so here they are.
First image from:
www.dmvcomics.com
Second image is just lulzy.
Desktop Clutter Art
Tags:Art, Computers, Gaming, Movies, Television, Wallpaper
This is probably the only cool thing I\’ve seen being accomplished on a Mac. But it\’s cool nonetheless.
You can find more here.