That’s a lot of fiber

foodieprints

Then it Smells

How my 4 year old interpreted the Chipotle napkin from dinner

First your hold the burrito
Then you open it and take a bite
Then it smells.

Lifeguard QuadSki

Quadski is the third demonstration of Gibbs’ HSA technology following the successes of the Aquada and the Humdinga. It is capable of travelling up to 50 mph (72 kph) on land and water and makes the transition at the flick of a switch.

www.gibbstech.co.uk/

Indonesian Special Forces K-9 Unit

Social Skills

Fuck it, who needs them.

Pancake Breakfast

MOAR!

I want MOAR and you\’ll get me some!

Cheech and Chong 1970’s

Bill O’Reilly is…

Tzeentch

Rules all

Family Picture Failure

Vintage Supercat

Stranded Fishermen

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, ‘Make the entire ocean into beer! The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: ‘Nice going idiot! Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat!
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Stranded Fishermen

Grenade Dresser

Alpen View

View from my last trip to the Swiss Alps.

Coulrophobia

For the life of me, I can\’t decide which is creepiest

effen

de Havilland Sea Vixen

One of the most butt-ugly aircraft of the late 50`s and early 60`s.

Star Sower Monument

The Star Sower Monument in Kaunas, Lithuania.

Flying Snow Dog

X-Box Car Mod

Google Android Tattoo

NES for christmas

2nd Annual Christmas Rerun – The Sedated Ape

‘Christmas memory – I got a Nintendo system for Christmas right after they first came out. It was what I asked for, but the game seemed a lot more fun in the commercials. The game I got was called ‘Staring Contest”. You played against Walter Mondale, the idea was not to blink your eyes before he did. Years later my mother admitted that she just taped an 8″ by 10″ photograph of Mondale to the TV screen, and the ‘Nintendo machine was really just a shoe box with a cat toy for the controller. Anyway, don’t ever get into a staring contest with Walter Mondale. He’s REALLY good at that game. I only won once in the whole time I had the game.”

Ice Castle

There is more icy goodness here: www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/icy_days_and_nights.html

Dreams

From the inimitable Jim Woodring:

Home

A Titan’s Taint

Garfield

I like how his tounge splits into two.

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Dominos Alien Abductoin

Saw this while looking at the box made me laugh.

O’Rlyeh?

Get away!

(In universal sign language)

She should be pointing it straight ahead

Best Robocop Costume

Extra:

Best Michelangelo costume.

First Auroras of 2009

Photos taken by Andreas Skjervold ; Short display around 23:00, but finally I got to use my new D300 for what is was bought for. ISO 800 and 20sec exposures. Saw a meteor as well and it might have been my imagination but I’m sure it made a sizzling sound.

spaceweather.com/submissions/large_image_popup.php?image_name=Andreas-Skjervold-_DSC3461_1230939182.jpg

American Freedom (made in China)

Mannequins in Miami Beach

Dee-De-Dee Dogs

DRB

Faces of Disapproval

Mystery Carrier

Shorpy
The guy that posted this pic wants to know if anyone knows what it could be.

Push here for Bacon

What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?

What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?

The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » the difference

Wine celler

World’s biggest Liger

flickr

Airwolf

remember those days in the 80\’s when you would run home to watch Airwolf! missed those days

Jack Frost’s Popsicles

Jack Frost\’s Popsicles make up in size what they lack in flavor

Swiss Army Knife for Nerds

Planning required

Planning – Step 1: Unfold the blueprints

Mr Maki is watching you!

to my beloved one

Kids want it

They want that ass.

Little Johnny’s ‘Bookish’ Father

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

She explained, ‘I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he were here today.”

The first student raised her hand to volunteer.

‘Marcy, the teacher said. ‘You may go first.”

Marcy replied, ‘My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny.”

The teacher said, ‘Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?”

Kevin stood up and announced, ‘My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie.”

‘Very good, the teacher told Kevin.

Jeff was next, and he said, ‘My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no ”

Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he

knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.

Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next.

Johnny said, ‘My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell ‘accountant.”

Rescued cat

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