Chainsaw Murderer

by Kim Simonsson.

Ouch!

I\’ve got a SPLITTING headache!

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Sukhoi SU-27 flanker

The Sukhoi Flanker is considered to be one of the best Air Superiority fighters in the world. With a maximum speed of mach 2.35 and the ability to climb to 64,000ft in one minute It is easily capable of out maneuvering the f-15,f/a-16,f-14 and f-18. The famous (although considered tactically useless) Cobra maneuver was first performed in an SU-27. The Current 4.5 Generation of the Flanker-the su-30 family- have added 3d thrust vectoring and canards for enhanced maneuverability and israeli and french sub systems for increased weapons and defense capabilities.

Hardcore Cinderella

When a child doesn\’t read, imagination disappears.

8-Bit World

Nelly Furtado

4Chan Cartoon

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Bring me Solo and The Wookie

They will pay for this outrage!

Pong Desktop Wallpaper

You Know You’re In Trouble When

You Know You’re In Trouble When

Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you’ve ever had.

The simple instructions enclosed aren’t.

People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

NES Desktop Wallpaper

Sexy Squirrel

Satanice Family Karate

Near A Walmart

That’s a lot of fiber

foodieprints

Then it Smells

How my 4 year old interpreted the Chipotle napkin from dinner

First your hold the burrito
Then you open it and take a bite
Then it smells.

Lifeguard QuadSki

Quadski is the third demonstration of Gibbs’ HSA technology following the successes of the Aquada and the Humdinga. It is capable of travelling up to 50 mph (72 kph) on land and water and makes the transition at the flick of a switch.

www.gibbstech.co.uk/

Indonesian Special Forces K-9 Unit

Social Skills

Fuck it, who needs them.

Pancake Breakfast

MOAR!

I want MOAR and you\’ll get me some!

Cheech and Chong 1970’s

Bill O’Reilly is…

Tzeentch

Rules all

Family Picture Failure

Vintage Supercat

Stranded Fishermen

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, ‘Make the entire ocean into beer! The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: ‘Nice going idiot! Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat!
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Stranded Fishermen

Grenade Dresser

Alpen View

View from my last trip to the Swiss Alps.

Coulrophobia

For the life of me, I can\’t decide which is creepiest

effen

de Havilland Sea Vixen

One of the most butt-ugly aircraft of the late 50`s and early 60`s.

Star Sower Monument

The Star Sower Monument in Kaunas, Lithuania.

Flying Snow Dog

X-Box Car Mod

Google Android Tattoo

NES for christmas

2nd Annual Christmas Rerun – The Sedated Ape

‘Christmas memory – I got a Nintendo system for Christmas right after they first came out. It was what I asked for, but the game seemed a lot more fun in the commercials. The game I got was called ‘Staring Contest”. You played against Walter Mondale, the idea was not to blink your eyes before he did. Years later my mother admitted that she just taped an 8″ by 10″ photograph of Mondale to the TV screen, and the ‘Nintendo machine was really just a shoe box with a cat toy for the controller. Anyway, don’t ever get into a staring contest with Walter Mondale. He’s REALLY good at that game. I only won once in the whole time I had the game.”

Ice Castle

There is more icy goodness here: www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/icy_days_and_nights.html

Dreams

From the inimitable Jim Woodring:

Home

A Titan’s Taint

Garfield

I like how his tounge splits into two.

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Dominos Alien Abductoin

Saw this while looking at the box made me laugh.

O’Rlyeh?

Get away!

(In universal sign language)

She should be pointing it straight ahead

Best Robocop Costume

Extra:

Best Michelangelo costume.

First Auroras of 2009

Photos taken by Andreas Skjervold ; Short display around 23:00, but finally I got to use my new D300 for what is was bought for. ISO 800 and 20sec exposures. Saw a meteor as well and it might have been my imagination but I’m sure it made a sizzling sound.

spaceweather.com/submissions/large_image_popup.php?image_name=Andreas-Skjervold-_DSC3461_1230939182.jpg

American Freedom (made in China)

Mannequins in Miami Beach

Dee-De-Dee Dogs

DRB