Something borrowed, something blue
Something borrowed, something blue, something old and something new.
Shameful Occupations
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. ‘Tim, you go first, she said. ‘What does your mother do all day?â€
Tim stood up and proudly said, ‘She’s a doctor.â€
‘That’s wonderful. How about you, Annie?â€
Annie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, ‘My father is a mailman.â€
‘Thank you, Annie, said the teacher. ‘What about your father, Billy?â€
Billy proudly stood up and announced, ‘My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.â€
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy’s father said, ‘I’m actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a 7-year-old?
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BIG HUG
My cat sends hugs to Tiki for putting so much effort into entertaining us all!
(seriously, dude deserves props, free beer, some donations and probably a bj or three…)
/me wonders if this will get posted 😀
Girls and Corpses
I stumbled upon this crazy magazine and thought i\’d share
www.girlsandcorpses.com/
Security Cam
Tags:Dark Humor, Politics, Technology
Welocme to a kinder and gentler form of Fascism
Engine trouble
Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.â€
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, ‘One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry, we can fly just fine on two engines.â€
An hour later the captain announced, ‘One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour. But don’t worry, we still have one engine left.â€
Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and sighed, ‘If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!â€
The Swedish Chef for Apple Computers
Tags:Advertisements, Computers, Humor
Bork bork bork!
White Snake (Not the band)
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Wallpaper
More bound comics
Tags:Comic Books, Deadpool, Humor, WTF
Sometimes referred to as “Shelf Porn”
www.tcj.com/messboard/viewtopic.php?t=4521
I\’ll post the most mindblowing ones later.