Would you like to dance?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ‘Would you like to dance? The girl haughtily says, ‘I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with a fuck like of you. The guy says, ‘I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants. — Fri Dec 26 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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Pimp Ass Coffin
Tags:Cars, Dark Humor, Sad :(, WTF
Blind Man Vs Pissing Dog
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the man’s leg. As the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.
The blind man replied, ‘Oh I’m not rewarding him, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass.
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Blind Man
Krampus, companion of St. Nicholas
A man dressed as a Krampus, traditionally the companion of St. Nicholas who might dole out punishment to bad children. One of Austria\’s unique Advent traditions, this man is seen as a part of a Krampus procession in the city of Unken, Austria on Friday, Dec. 5, 2008.
Khorne
I killed thousands for him and all he gave me was his damning silence. Now his lapdogs weep for every life I take and my Gods promise me the galaxy…
Only in Alabama
A lady was telling the other day that she saw a man driving down the interstate, and a dog was hanging on to the tail gate for dear life. She said if he hadn\’t been going so fast in the other direction she would have tried to stop him.
A few weeks later her son sees this truck at the Bass Pro Shop!
It\’s a taxidermist!
Serbia
1 – a religuos holiday.
2 – a tracktor.
3 – a political rally, for the nationalists.
You have no idea how it is here…
Make love to her like in the movies
My girlfriend wanted me to make love to her like in the movies. So, I stuck it in her ass and came on her face. She got pissed. I guess we don’t watch the same fucking movies! — Sat Dec 27 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
O Hai! – Ike Teddy Bear
I saw this with my buddy Drew driving through an Hurricane Ike-ravaged part of Houston (Antione & 43rd). It appears this tree is still fallen in somebody’s front yard. Ike happened in the middle of September 2008 and this was yesterday 01/10/09…four months later!! Hey, even if our city doesn’t get cleaned up, at least the teddy bears stay happy!
Meet Dextre
Tags:APOD, Motivational Posters, NASA, Science!, Space, Wallpaper
You knew it was just a matter of time before we created something this fucking dangerous. And no one would\’ve guessed that it\’d come from Canada.
Falcore as a Puppy
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, the neverending story
I always wanted a Wish Dragon Puppy!
World Christmas Images
You can see these and others here: www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/the_end_of_the_christmas_seaso.html
Original X-Men Wallpaper
Tags:Art, Comic Books, Television, Wallpaper
Fuck yeah!
