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  • Shocker Flow Sheet

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    Go For The Win! Invade Iran!

    It’s like a giant game of tick-tac-toe!

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    CGC Card – Jailbait

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    Some Call The FBI

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    Somone call the FBi
    There’s a picture of a little girl
    screwing on your computer

    Sexuality Survey

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    And before you go all ape shit and start screamin, just substitute “heterosexuals” with “homosexuals” and you’ll see what the point of this is.

    Emo Soap

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    EMO Soap
    -Wash like you’re hardcore
    Combining personal hygeine
    and teenage angst since 1995

    O Rly Bus

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    Awesome Motivational Poster

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    This kid is awesome.
    You Will never be as rad as him.

    How To Be A Ninja

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    So, you wanna be a ninja? here’s 7 steps to quickly being on your path to ninjahood!

    I Beat Anorexia

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    Any oldie but a goodie!

    Moogle

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    aren’t moogles just the coolest little things?

    End Of Life

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  • Passover Pork

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    Lack Of Faith

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    It’s the pope! In STAR WARS. Does it get any better then this? I lol’d

    Now Is The Winter

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    50 Cal. Asprin

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    Current Desktop

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    From the talents folks over at CGNetworks.com

    Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

    That’s what I hear at least, so that makes my statement hearsay. Cause we all know what we hear can’t be true. Unless we hear it from Lord Xeno, then it’s gospel.

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    “A controversy erupted in 2005 after he openly criticized actress Brooke Shields for using the drug Paxil, an anti-depressant, which Shields claims helped her recover from postpartum depression after the birth of her daughter in 2003; Cruise asserted, contrary to assertions in the medical field, that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance, that psychiatry is a form of pseudoscience. This led to a heated argument with Matt Lauer on The Today Show on June 24, 2005.[11] At one point, Cruise criticized Lauer’s challenging questions, accusing Lauer of being “glib”, and telling him “You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.”

    From wikipedia’s Tom Cruise entry.

    U.S. Department of Psy Ops War Poster

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    Crush The Germans
    WITH YOUR MIND.
    U.S. Dept. Of Psy Ops

    X-Wing Landing Accident Evidence

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    We all know that the US military has been using “Star Wars” technology for sometime now, he’s an example of a X-Wing landing that went bad on the USS Long Island.

    NinJew

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    Masterbation

    Panty Raid

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    by Boris Vallejo

    No Escape

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    Coca-Cola Blak

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    I want to try this, but I’m scared. I want to try it, but I cannot find it!
    It’s apparently a combo of coke and coffee.

    Koparka mechanical beast

    Koparka = miner?  I can’t really get a good answer from my bablefish. i think he’s too drunk off the smashing pumpkins I have blaring.  Anyone have any ideas?

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    Freedom Of The Press

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    The due reward for all who responsibly
    report the virtues of Our Glorious Leader.

    Classified Document

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    This Document Is Now Classified

    You have no rights to see why it
    is classified.

    Any Attempt to display this in public
    is a crime.

    We are tracking yoru calls only because
    we have not yet figured out how to
    trackyoru thoughts. That is coming.

    Oh, and this goes for that stupid little
    Consititution document also.

    Lex Luthor Motivational Poster

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    You’re Like the richest man in Metropolis. Can’t you just BUY some cakes?

    Pool Alterations

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    I Have altered the pool.
    Pray I do not alter it any further.

    Hat Instructions

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    You’re Doing It Wrong

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