FAP in Back of Ross
I saw this today when I was at Ross doing my part to stimulate the economy. Har-de-har-har.
Sexy-ish Wallpaper
For the man that doesnt want NSFW posted for everyone to see. Or the really awesome lady.
Smiley at Wal-Mart
Look close it\’s there. This is exactly why you should always twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house.
I Don’t Think So!
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
“Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” Kate said.
Paul yells back, “Who do I look like the GE man, I Don’t think so.”
A little while later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out.”
“Who do I look like an electrician, I don’t think so, ” Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it.”
Paul quickly replies, “Who do I look like a carpenter, I don’t think so.”
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, “Babe, how did you fix all this.”
She looked at him and said, “Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”
Paul says, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
Kate looks at him and replies, “Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don’t think so!”
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Watchman Poster
Tags:Comic Books, Movie Posters, Movies
The Long Way Out
The Long Way Out is a short film about Jason (Nick Frangione), an ex-child star and now a struggling actor, who decides that he\’s going to do a documentary, ala Morgan Spurlock, and film himself on a 30-day journey with heroin.
Vista 2.0
So I decided to test out Windows & and I decided to hit the “what to know before installing windows” button and this is what it gave me. This pic isn\’t doctored in any way, go ahead install 7 and see for yourself.
Nude Drawing
Tags:Art, NeSFW, Sexy, Visual Tricks
Blond Farmer
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course, the farmer is blond.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing and looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks, ‘Ah, excuse me, mister, but what are you doing?â€
The farmer replies, ‘I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.â€
‘How? asks the man, puzzled.
‘Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!â€
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Watchmen- Dr Manhattan
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WHOA?!?!?
1) Thank you! there are over 200 images in the queue
2) I’m furiously working on the next theme day. It’ll be awesome. Right now, I’m trying to figure out how to post over a thousand images at once.
3) I have ove 3,000 image in my ‘to post to mcs’ folder
4) I need a fuckin life
5) I’m aware the site looks like ass when you view it in smaller resolutions then 1440×900
This all equals an answer to the couple dozen questions that I’ve gotten in the last week. Your images will likely go up in february, I’ll fix the site when I’m sober, and you guys rock.
Just throwin that out there.
Also: whoever got me that thing from my wishlist, the first one came in today. I neglected to make a note of your name so that I could give you an official shout out. If you would like a shout out, just make a comment here saying what it was that you got me from the wishlist, and I shall upgrade you to M[c]S Premium!
