Diane Is Going To Hell

Social Security sex

Two men were talking.

‘So, how’s your sex life?”

‘Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.”

‘Social Security sex?”

‘Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”

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US UGV MarkV-A1 robot by American Andros EOD for the Israeli Defense Force

WWFSMD

T4 – Terminator Salvation

Junk Food Stadium

The ultimate football party dish! It even has bacon!

Nine Inch Nails – Only (magnetic balls)

Conform Different – Apple

Choka-Cola

Chocolate Chip Wallpaper

Calvin And Hobbes – Wagon and Umbrella

You see, I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve

Keeping Cool

The southern states of Australia have just gone through over a week of 40+ Degrees Celsius – well over 100 Fahrenheit.
A little Koala walked onto a back porch looking for a bit of heat relief.

ZOMG CAKE!!

Optimus Prime – Back

Carly Peterson – Upside Down

Yin Yang Cracked

Optimus Prime – American Flag

Zombie Captive

Opera Garnier Grand Escalier

Zooey Deschanel Looks Up

Divorce Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.

He drove to the shopping mall, ran to the toy store and said to the saleswoman, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for 319.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for £19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for £19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.00?.

“So why is the Divorced Barbie £265.00 when all the others are only £19.95?” asks Ralph

“Well that’s obvious” says the saleswoman “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture….”

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Iron Fist

Surface Launch

Impossible ATM

Innocence Proves Nothing

Octopus In The Living Room

Call of Cthulhu’s Reach

I saw this movie.  It wasn’t as bad as I was expecting, and actually quite good at some parts…

Indiana Jones Dr Peper Wallpaper

Booby Fishing Lure

Blue Eye Ball

Tron Title Card

Beach Tractor

Twilight Cast

Tom Welling – Smallville Hottie

Keeley Hazell’s England Shirt

Joe Quesada

Atari Home Computer Demonstration Center

America Supports You – Spider-Man

Warning – Crabs In Area

Wanted Teams

Water Flow Commander

Megatron and Soundwave kill Autobots

Wall Paper

Banana Deep Throat

Mighty Penis Wine Stopper

2001 – Walking To Hal9000

Bad Drunk Driver

From the country where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the
bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he
tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a
fine, dry summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patrons’ vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over and administered a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man
had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station.

This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.’

‘I doubt it,’ said the truly proud Redneck. ‘Tonight I’m the
designated decoy.’

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Zombie Batman?

Holy Rotted Flesh Batman!!!

Baby Back Ribs

Barbacue Sauce