Guitar Store – Best shop front, ever
Tags:Advertisements, Humor, Visual Tricks
coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’
‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’
‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.
‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, ‘What are you celebrating?’
‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’
‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’
‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’
‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, ‘What a coincidence!’
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Allah-Saurus
Tags:Humor, Raptor Jesus, Religion
Raptor Jesus ain\’t shit!
Valentine’s Day Trick
A woman walks into a post office to mail a letter. He notices a man standing at the counter with a pile of pink envelopes. She watches as he places a Love stamp on each one and then sprays it with perfume.
Her curiosity gets the better of her, so she approaches the man. ‘What are you doing? She asks.
‘I’m mailing 1,000 Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?’
‘Why would you do that?’ asks the woman.
‘I’m a divorce lawyer’ was the man’s reply.
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giger bar
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
have a drink and get psycho-cool… do come in!
Luther Burger
The ultimate food. This is what heaven tastes like, the Luther Burger
A bacon cheese burger on a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
Lydia Deetz
Tags:Movies, Television, Wallpaper
Superman vs. Batman
Tags:Comic Books, Dark Humor, Humor, Motivational Posters
Who really got pwned here?
Think about it.
RAGE! v.2
Tags:Computers, Dark Humor, Forum Fodder
The Redeemer, The Destroyer, The Knight, and the The Forsaken
Tags:Comic Books
Gimme some fucking waffles
One day, a mother and her two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out: ‘Ouch you fucking wanker!
Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. She said: ‘Father, my boys just won’t stop swearing and I don’t know what to do.
‘Well, have you tried smacking them? the priest asked.
‘No, she replied. ‘Doesn’t the church look down on that?
‘Well, the priest said, ‘yes, but in some cases we’ll make an exception.
The next day, the two boys came down for breakfast and she asked Tommy what he wanted to eat.
Tommy said: ‘Gimme some fucking waffles.
The mother backhanded Tommy so hard that he flew out of his chair and landed against the door.
Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy became very quiet. His mother asked him what he wants for breakfast, and he replied,
‘Well you can bet your sweet ass I don’t want no fucking waffles!
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Colorful Language
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Walmart Bingo
Have you ever played WalMart BINGO?
Copy bingo attached card and take it with you
the next time you visit WalMart.
World Press Photo of the Year
A picture of an armed sheriff moving through an American home after an eviction due to a mortgage foreclosure won the top prize in the World Press Photo competition.
Jury members said the strength of the photo by Anthony Suau for Time magazine was in its opposites – it looks like a classic war photograph, but is simply the eviction of people from a house.
