Barfing Cat?
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, LOLcats
New Mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practicalexam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.”
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Looking Tough Fail
The biggest question I have with this picture is..
How does the guy think he looks tough.. when Grease is on the television behind him.
indian set
Tags:Racist, Toys, Visual Tricks
seriously, what did you think it said?
CENIC’s network map
CalREN consists of a CENIC-operated backbone to which schools and other institutions in all 58 of California’s counties connect via leased circuits obtained from telecom carriers or fiber-optic cable. In the map to the right, the CalREN backbone fiber network is shown in white, while orange circles indicate network connection points or circuit aggregation facilities.
More at www.cenic.org/about/index.html
Cake instructions – FAIL
“Hey, Jill, what am I putting on this cake?”
“Oh, check the counter; I left the jump drive out for you there.”
No More Masks Watchmen Poster
Tags:Comic Books, Movie Posters
I really need to read this.
Human Towers (Castellers)
“The \’castellers\’ who build the human towers with precise techniques compete in groups, known as \’colles\’, at local festivals with the aim to build the highest and most complex human tower. The Catalan tradition is believed to have originated from human towers built at the end of the 18th century by dance groups and is part of the Catalan culture”
And only 1 fatality in a 100 years.
STILL walking to Hal…
Fecking long hallway…
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Superman was a “dumpster” baby
Tags:Comic Books, Dark Humor, WTF
Geek 1.0 and Geek 2.0
Tags:Computers, Humor, Science!
The evolution of the geek.
Betty Davis would so kick your ass!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Davis
She brought the funk. And supposedly she had an affair with Jimi Hendrix. And also, she could kick your ass.
Big Booty Couple
♪ I like big butts and I can not lie ♫
♪ You other brothers can\’t deny ♪♫♫
♪♪ That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist ♪♫♫
♪♪ And a round thing in your face ♪♫♪
♫♫ You get sprung! ♪♪
A pirate walks into a bar
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, ‘Do you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants?â€
The pirate replies ‘Ay, it’s driven me nuts.
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Pirate Humor
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X-Men Origins – Wolverine
Tags:Comic Books, Movie Posters
Terminator / Dollhouse OPEN CHAT
I’m going to be drinking vodka, eating hotdogs and tater tots and watching Terminator and then Dollhouse.
ALL WHILE CHATTING IN THE CHAT ROOM.
HOLY CARP!
Happy 1234567890 Epoch time (EST)
“wait for it… wait for it… almost… aha! there we go!”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time
