Broken WIndow Genie

A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, ‘Come on in. Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch says, ‘Are you the people who broke my window? The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. ‘Actually, I want to thank you—I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself.”

‘Fantastic! says the husband. ‘I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”

‘No problem, says the genie, ‘it’s the least I could do. And you, ma’am, what do you want?”

‘I want a house in every country in the world, says the wife.

‘Consider it done, the genie replies, turning back to the man. ‘And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, ‘Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either.”

The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, ‘How old is your husband, anyway?”

‘Thirty-five, she replies.

‘And he still believes in genies?”
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…

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Dunce

Lego Man

A giant, smiling Lego man has been fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort. Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre tall model, which had a yellow head and blue torso.

Vectis Agent

Artwork from a card in Conflux, the newest set in MTG part of The Shards of Alara block
To be released on February 21st 2009

AddThis Added To M[c]S

I’ve added a quick little feature that will hopefully both enrichen your lives and drive traffics to MyConfinedSpace.

This feature’s name is “AddThis”.  The eagle eyed among us may have already noticed it, but for those of you that haven’t seen it / noticed it, there’s a new ‘Share’ button at the bottom of every post.  If you click on it, a new window will pop up with a list of about 50 different social media sites, bookmarking sites and the ability to either print or email the page you’re wanting to share.

I personally use it to quickly add links to either my delicious account or my google bookmarks.  I’m aware that you’ll need to enable js for www.addthis.com, but I’ve run into AddThis on about 50 other websites today alone, so you’ll be doing yourself a service if you do.

Comments or suggestions?

Koala buddies

burned koalas make friends for life.

whole story found here www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1141662/Australians-comfort-badly-burned-koalas-best-friends-surviving-bushfires.html

so damn cute

Quake Live – Open Beta

Go There 02-24-09

I’ve been on the beta for a couple of months and it runs very well and is pretty fun to play assuming you have a fast internet connection. Finally a game that doesn’t depend on your hardware to play, that potential could get me back into PC gaming…and its FREE!

Heroic moves from the small and furry

moms will do anything for their children. this is proof.

Eschatron girl

Here\’s another one of the girl from the “Eschatron” pic….

Old Spiderman Cos-Play

Damn, Peter Parker really let himself go to pot.

Fireflower

All that\’s left after the bushfire.

Jonny Quest

Varmint

Guitar Store – Best shop front, ever

flickr: hey mr glen

Bad Day

Dragon Ball

Let the Buyer Beware.

coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’
‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’
‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.

‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, ‘What are you celebrating?’
‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’
‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’
‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’

‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, ‘What a coincidence!’

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Me is HUNGRY!!!

The machine says “Intense Milks” but does that mean intense hunger too?

Allah-Saurus

Raptor Jesus ain\’t shit!

The Path I Choose

Really big tampons

Good Book

mushroomhead

really cool nu-industrial-metal band

kendo

54th all japan kendo championship

nice knife set

don\’t give me more stinking socks, i want this!

Valentine’s Day Trick

A woman walks into a post office to mail a letter. He notices a man standing at the counter with a pile of pink envelopes. She watches as he places a Love stamp on each one and then sprays it with perfume.

Her curiosity gets the better of her, so she approaches the man. ‘What are you doing? She asks.

‘I’m mailing 1,000 Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?’

‘Why would you do that?’ asks the woman.

‘I’m a divorce lawyer’ was the man’s reply.

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giger bar

have a drink and get psycho-cool… do come in!

La Palma tsunami

Could happen tonight. Could happen in 10,000 years.
Two words: HIGHER GROUND.

The Maxx

I loved this show, it aired on MTV back in 95, I\’ve had these pics of “The Maxx” forever.

Snow bikinis

Ninja Turtles And Russian Bear

Russian comics from 1994

ts ts u silly goat

Luther Burger

The ultimate food. This is what heaven tastes like, the Luther Burger
A bacon cheese burger on a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Struck by lightning

flickr.com/photos/aartsid/3234549146/

Vader unmasked or Roger Ebert?

Lydia Deetz

Superman vs. Batman

Who really got pwned here?

Think about it.

RAGE! v.2

Popeye the Sailor Man

by special effects artist Rick Baker

Car(e)less City

by Vincent Bitaud

found on www.laritournelle.com

The Land of Meat

The Redeemer, The Destroyer, The Knight, and the The Forsaken

Don’t worry, you didn’t burn the beer!

Trains can’t fly

Extreme home addition is getting carried away with how the demolish the old homes.

Horse with no name

Our trusty steed in Iraq

Guiness

Got most of the from www.Guinness.com The white one is only available one day a year.

WWII Propaganda posters

From www.guidespot.com/guides/world_war_ii_posters

Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver

Zoo Picture