Pygmy Marmoset
Some people have called them the real gremlins.
www.smh.com.au/news/world/thumbs-up-for-tiny-twin/2006/08/25/1156012726424.html
Intelligent, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref.Nihonese)
Of course, I\’m not his type either.
Eye Test
A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight.
The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor: Can you read the bottom line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you read the center line?
Girl: No.
Doctor: Can you read the large top line?
Girl: No.
Doctor (getting frustrated): Can you even see the chart?
Girl: No.
The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants.
Doctor: Can you see this?
Girl: Of course!
Doctor: Well, there’s your problem – you’re cock-eyed! — Sun Feb 22 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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a death in the family
i made this for my joker collection. feel free to print one out. high rez copies can emailed if you want one.
Zaku II Mobile Suit
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Toys
Two Zakus and a Bawoo!
the dark knight Poker set
comes in a nice lock box with two decks, 5 green dice, joker poker chips and 2 of those silica gel packs that should not eat (trust me. Every card in the playing deck is defaced in a different way. the other deck is all different jokers. it\’s alot nicer then i thought i was going to be. great addition to my ever-growing (thanks to all the merchandise from dark knight) joker collection.
Gissa Drink!
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Sad :(
Aussie fire worker helps out the wildlife. Quite why they\’re holding hands I don\’t know.
progressive girl
Tags:Advertisements, Sexy, Television
omg i think this girl is absolutely beautiful. agree?
Hollow Point Bullet
6.5×55 Swedish before and after expanding. The long base and small expanded diameter show that this is a bullet designed for deep penetration on large game. The bullet in the photo traveled more than halfway through a moose before coming to rest, performing as designed.
And apparently they\’re all banned by the Hague Convention.
US Airways flight 1549 being pulled from the Hudson
I’ve been told that these pics were taken by the crane operator.
Evil Bunny
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
Captions, anyone?
my old lady and i
my girlfriend and i have been a big fan of the site for a long time so i finaly decided to post something. cuz it my first post i thought i would put pics up of us. ( dont think she would of picked this picture of herself but i like it). so i am saying hello and i will be posting often now if i can
WASP Knife
This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world\’s largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface.
Nobody wants to play sega
this is another courtesy of the crazy lady at work. I wish I had access to the things she\’s made for people in other callcenters.
Black History Month
An African American television writer [Damon Wayans] is criticized one too many times by his white ‘not racist boss [Michael Rapaport] for not being street enough. As a way to get back at his condescending boss, he proposes a modern day minstrel show, complete with black actors in black face. Amazingly, the show not only is approved by the executives, but becomes a nation-wide success leading to legions of fans running around the streets in black face. As you could guess, things could only go downhill from there
Forever costs more & more
The price of a US postal service first-class stamp will rise to 44 cents on May 11, 2009. Bell shmell, they\’re still a really boring.