Ikea Sale Singapore
An advert for an Ikea Sale in Singapore, spoofing a couple who got arrested walking naked down the street one night.
Nine Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a not word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome.” That will bring on a “whatever”
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying you are in big trouble.
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it’s true
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vampire squid
Vampyroteuthis infernalis, literally “vampire squid from hell.” “Experts” and “scientists” would have you believe that this is simply a harmless deep-sea cephalopod, but I think these things are just biding their time until the stars are right and their dread master Cthulhu awakens so they can help him enslave the Earth. Or destroy it. Whichever.
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Tags:ghost world, Sexy, Thora Birch
Pro Surfer Alana Blanchard
A Pro Surfer with a nice backside and frontside. You can see her on the ASP (Association of Surfing Professionals) Women\’s World Tour. Don\’t worry she\’s 18.
Pretty Flowers…
oh, and my wife from when I started dating her in 2005.
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Tags:Comic Books, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor, Star Wars
Funny Star Wars web comic that re-tells the whole saga through the eyes of Role-Players (alá D&D).
Cock ring of the past
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In the truly Dark Ages masturbation was considered a weakness and source of many diseases
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Tags:Humor, Middle Finger, Sexy
Her parents must be so proud.
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Hungry?
Would you like some Ox Penis? Best to drink it down with a nice big glass of Dry Sack but watch out you might need some Cock Burns.
TRADJZZ
I found myself following this guy on the way to physical therapy and got a kick out of his vanity plate.
