Obama is your Savior

so i saw this lantern when i was walking around fasnact in Basel this year, its Obama as the Swiss see him

Christopher Walken watches you…

I`ve seen you masturbate, and….
you`re good.

Metallica Signs Sewing Machine

www.flickr.com/photos/timpratt/3078104928/

Black Leather Keyboard

gizmodo.com/5109670/gokukawa-leather-keyboard-provides-buttery-soft-typing-experience

Well helloooo, lover.

Bread Catcher Bird Feeder

With Oden On Our Side

Amon Amarth Homepage

Windblown Dancer

Satan Was A Lesbian!

Adults only.

Simpsons Duff Clock

Religious Desktops

loss of virginity

Pig Woman

Does this mean we can use them as livestock now?

Greedy Squirrel

Kaley Cuoco

Site needs moar her…

Promotional pics from television series, in chronological order as she appeared: 8 Simple Rules, Charmed, and The Big Bang Theory.

Change – Into A Truck

(John) Calvin and (Thomas) Hobbes

Spider-Sense Tingling Yet

Hate to break it to ya kid, but Peter Park and You are no longer an item.  Yeah, thank you Mephisto, and thank you to whatever writer and editor came up with that bong inspired storyline.

I hate you all.

Titicaca Frog

And if the word “Titicaca” isn\’t giggle-worthy enough for you, it\’s scientific name (Telmatobius culeus) apparently means “aquatic scrotum.”

Woman

flickr

Jacques Is Coco

Grand Cru chocolat blanc coco

Mr T – Don’t Mind Me, Continue Masturbating

nano seconds

Monster Bug

Dinosaur images noticed in temple ruin

A reader has sent to All News Web these photos of the stunning Ta Prohm Temple (pictured below) deep in the jungles of Cambodia.This temple is the work of the remarkable Khmer civilization which lasted from the 800’s AD until the 1400’s AD.
The temple is covered with the most intricate of carvings. The reader who was visiting the area noticed very distinct and clear images that seem to depict a Stegosaurus (pictured above), indicating that this creature might well have survived up until the Khmer era in the region. One expert on Khmer ruins has told us that it is unlikely that these images are a recent addition to the temple.

Lemonade – 10Cent

lunch time

I’d Hit it so hard – Zelda

I’d Hit it so hard – that if you were to pull it out you would move forwards in time by seven years

Doggy Kisser

Bluto rocks on

Dog Decorator

Farnsworth on 4chan

Car Lot

Gabe Perez

blowguard

The Inflatable Wolverine

Question Of Height

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can\’t stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor\’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, “What\’s wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”

The woman replies, “He\’s a midget!”

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Ass Kisser Breath Spray

Power Girl beats off monkeys

…in glorious Español –and without even using her arms!

Apple Bites Knife

You want me to blow what? Where?

Area Codes In Which Ludacris Claims To Have Hoes

Condoman Says:

Don\’t be shame, be game.

Warhammer 40,000 Patrol

Snow White in Sin City

www.cinematical.com/photos/fan-made-sin-city-posters-disney-star-wars/

Taxi Grave Yard

Actual Gang Name: GAYLORDS

And here is their website: www.gaylords712.com/frontpage.html

Sexy Warriors Portrait

Mink Fur: Leather Out

South East Alaskan, raw, leather-out, mink furs, displayed prior to auction.

Tomato Soup Lick

Shave the baby!

“you can shave the baby”
cause everyone wants to shave a baby.