It blow’d up good–It blow’d up real good

I got this as a forward in an email. I have no idea if it\’s true.

You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation.
The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger without calling for “UTILITY LINE LOCATING” and he hit an underground, high-pressure cross country gas pipe.

They never did find the guy…. Took out 2 homes.

Calvin and Hobbes (The Future)

The Future:
Don’t put away your childish things. Save them for your child

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

Pedobear Store

Anyone actually click on that? Probably just says the FBI is on their way.

What I Want Is A Coke

Good looking guys

You know they have to be from the south!

Analog Multimeter

If it sparks, you have current.

Fromhere

Bunny in a tutu

Found on dailybunny.tumblr.com/

MODOK versus the Hero Diner

M.O.D.O.K. encounters the “Hero Diner” and acts accordingly.

(Hail M.O.D.O.K.)

Titan Beetle

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to make sure

High Frequency Vibrator…

Looks like a small hot water heater…but you never know.

Cybergoblin

Your posting makes Cybergoblin angry.

HQ Imaging Blackmail

HQ Imaging retouched the heads of New Zealand`s leading creative directors on to bodies in compromising photographs. The photographs were then sent to the creative directors in question, with a simple threatening note…”you`d be wise to retouch with us.”
RESULT: A 50% increase in business.

Pin Head

‘Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Babies to others.”

Elie, You’re Too Young

By Irving Nurick, 1945.

Wizard of Oz Reimagined

imagine if..

Fat German Shepard

Biggest Shepard I have seen, took 3 people to lift him.

Irn Bru

Nigra hate swap

Puppy Nose Close-up

Hai.

Flying Shark

That\’s it, we\’re fucked.

Eyes on Bewbs costume

I was scanning some old family photos and I came across this one of my mom (far right) and some of her friends in their Halloween costumes from a few years back. They\’re supposed to be from an old SNL skit where it\’s the future and through the process of evolution, women\’s eyes have moved down to their bewbs since that\’s where men always look when they\’re talking to women anyway.

Leatherface on Etch-A-Sketch

I don\’t know who did this, but I know that I can\’t Etch-A-Sketch worth a shit.

Alligator Eyes You

flickr

Babe

Ah hates t\’ bop yuh un-conch-us… ..b\’cause yuh is probably some sweet mother\’s baby boy chile!!

Wattstax

The Wattstax Music Festival was held at the Los Angeles Coliseum on August 20, 1972. Often referred to as “the Afro-American answer to Woodstock”. Very good documentary.

Uptown Saturday Night

Bill Cosby and Sidney Poiter star in this 70s comedy which would eventually be made into a trilogy, the followup films being “Let\’s Do It Again” and “A Piece of the Action”.

They Call Me Mr. Tibbs!

One of the few non-blaxploitation movies during the 70s. Derived from the movie “In the Heat of the Night”.

Necron Lord

Death Wish Movie Series

Damn good collection, IMO

Pacman-san

Ever think, “hey, I wonder what Pacman would look like if he was a badass samurai”? Well wonder no more.

Red Sonja

It can\’t be worse than the first one.

Tau Fire Warrior

This is Shas\’ul Ta\’she, leader of a Fire Warrior team of Shas\’el K\’irri\’s Hunter Cadre. He is shown equipped for a night-time raid on an Imperial Navy airfield. Although the raid was a success, Ta\’she was killed in the action.

Pg 76-77, “The Taros Campaign”
Imperial Armour Vol.3

Storms Mohawk

is awesome.

Biker Mice?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up a sec sparky…a remake? When did that happen? Stop messing with my childhood you cretins!

Roughnecks

The Starship Troopers Chronicles. So much better than the movies.

Shadow Raiders

Also known as “War Planets”.

Religious Headdresses

Am I missing any?

Wonder Woman is watching you masturbate

Holy shit, look out, she\’s watching!

Kinky Sex

A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she’s so down to which she replies, ‘My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”

‘What a coincidence! he said, ‘My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”

So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman’s apartment and have kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.

Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headeding towards the door.

‘What’s going on? she asks. ‘I thought you wanted to get kinky?”

The man turns to her and says, ‘Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…

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Daffy Duck Is Masturbating to you

zomg, he’s totally wanking to you.

Billie Piper

Mr Clean Advertisement

SS Enterprise

Codex Seraphinianus

And you thought that fish with the
transparent, illuminated head was weird.

www.almaleh.com/codex-e.htm
www.codexseraphinianus.com/

Superman blows

My Little Wolverine

Is this a true oxymoron or just a moron?

Fangy the Frog

Words Fail Me

Ryu Tattoo