Kung Fu Pope!

Periodic Table of Video Game Characters

Dethklok

By jdillon82 on deviantart.

MANLIEST trucks in all of Japan

homepage2.nifty.com/ztath/starthp/subpage15.html

Summer As It Should Be

Just replace the bottle and you have a nice beer ad.

My[confined]Space

-My[confined]Space Enhances Your Sex Life.

If frank miller made Charlie Brown

Nazi T-Rex with a machine gun

Your pretty much fucked.

Hello Master Cheif kitty

That\’s what she said

High Megapixel Camera\’s

Why we love them soo much : D

The Birth Of Feminism

Pee and Poo for you

Oh no you didn’t…

Getting Fucked

One day a woman who was born with no arms and no legs is wheeled out to the beach. While she’s lying on her beach towel she notices an oil lamp that has been half buried in the sand beside her. She wriggles over to it and manages to rub her cheek on the lamp. A genie appears and he says ‘I am the genie of the lamp, you have released me and I grant you one wish.”The woman thinks about what she is going to wish for and she replies ‘I have no arms and no legs. I’ve never been fucked before, and I wish to get fucked! So the genie picks up the woman and throws her into the ocean and says ‘Now you’re fucked!”
– Thur March 19 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

from tikiwebgroup.com

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FutureCast: Huge Schlong

…over Ohio and Pennsylvania.

It blow’d up good–It blow’d up real good

I got this as a forward in an email. I have no idea if it\’s true.

You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation.
The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger without calling for “UTILITY LINE LOCATING” and he hit an underground, high-pressure cross country gas pipe.

They never did find the guy…. Took out 2 homes.

Calvin and Hobbes (The Future)

The Future:
Don’t put away your childish things. Save them for your child

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

Pedobear Store

Anyone actually click on that? Probably just says the FBI is on their way.

What I Want Is A Coke

Good looking guys

You know they have to be from the south!

Analog Multimeter

If it sparks, you have current.

Fromhere

Bunny in a tutu

Found on dailybunny.tumblr.com/

MODOK versus the Hero Diner

M.O.D.O.K. encounters the “Hero Diner” and acts accordingly.

(Hail M.O.D.O.K.)

Titan Beetle

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to make sure

High Frequency Vibrator…

Looks like a small hot water heater…but you never know.

Cybergoblin

Your posting makes Cybergoblin angry.

HQ Imaging Blackmail

HQ Imaging retouched the heads of New Zealand`s leading creative directors on to bodies in compromising photographs. The photographs were then sent to the creative directors in question, with a simple threatening note…”you`d be wise to retouch with us.”
RESULT: A 50% increase in business.

Pin Head

‘Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Babies to others.”

Elie, You’re Too Young

By Irving Nurick, 1945.

Wizard of Oz Reimagined

imagine if..

Fat German Shepard

Biggest Shepard I have seen, took 3 people to lift him.

Irn Bru

Nigra hate swap

Puppy Nose Close-up

Hai.

Flying Shark

That\’s it, we\’re fucked.

Eyes on Bewbs costume

I was scanning some old family photos and I came across this one of my mom (far right) and some of her friends in their Halloween costumes from a few years back. They\’re supposed to be from an old SNL skit where it\’s the future and through the process of evolution, women\’s eyes have moved down to their bewbs since that\’s where men always look when they\’re talking to women anyway.

Leatherface on Etch-A-Sketch

I don\’t know who did this, but I know that I can\’t Etch-A-Sketch worth a shit.

Alligator Eyes You

flickr

Babe

Ah hates t\’ bop yuh un-conch-us… ..b\’cause yuh is probably some sweet mother\’s baby boy chile!!

Wattstax

The Wattstax Music Festival was held at the Los Angeles Coliseum on August 20, 1972. Often referred to as “the Afro-American answer to Woodstock”. Very good documentary.

Uptown Saturday Night

Bill Cosby and Sidney Poiter star in this 70s comedy which would eventually be made into a trilogy, the followup films being “Let\’s Do It Again” and “A Piece of the Action”.

They Call Me Mr. Tibbs!

One of the few non-blaxploitation movies during the 70s. Derived from the movie “In the Heat of the Night”.

Necron Lord

Death Wish Movie Series

Damn good collection, IMO

Pacman-san

Ever think, “hey, I wonder what Pacman would look like if he was a badass samurai”? Well wonder no more.

Red Sonja

It can\’t be worse than the first one.

Tau Fire Warrior

This is Shas\’ul Ta\’she, leader of a Fire Warrior team of Shas\’el K\’irri\’s Hunter Cadre. He is shown equipped for a night-time raid on an Imperial Navy airfield. Although the raid was a success, Ta\’she was killed in the action.

Pg 76-77, “The Taros Campaign”
Imperial Armour Vol.3

Storms Mohawk

is awesome.