No Elephants with Toilet Paper Allowed!

My Japanese is infant, but I’m pretty sure the sign states clearly that elephants with toilet tissue are not allowed in the area. Apparently this may have been a huge problem in this neighborhood.

I always knew Jesus was a family man.

I guess he drives a minivan.

Confined Space Training

We are conducting Confined Space Entry on an Emergency Response Team training day – I\’m on the left.

WII

biker dog

seen this at a biker rallie last week he had another boxer on the other side of his trike aswll the dongs never seemed to mind the bikes shooting past.

Big Helicopters

This picture makes them look especially big.

Body but Legs

Ursa Major

WikiPOD

Full size

Tattooed pigs

Belgian artist Wim Delvoye launched an Art Farm Pigs Growth Fund whereby people can invest in his swine farm outside Beijing in China.
A vegetarian who tattoos live pigs, in the name of art. Wim claims it\’s ‘Because they grow fast and they are so much better to tattoo than fish.’

Convertible Camo Beetle

StatiCat will kill you all

Rules for hunting lawyers

Washington state attorney season and bag limits

1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout “whiplash”, “ambulance”, or “free Perrier” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
The devil visited a lawyer\’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, ” the devil said. “I\’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you\’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife\’s soul, your children\’s souls, and their children\’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”

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Obama – Mistake (?)

O – One
B – Big
A – *Ass
M – Mistake
A – America

Saw this as a sticker on a car last night, had to find it on the internets to post it. Funniest one I\’ve seen.

Wolverine Healing Factor

… on cosmic crack

Liefelds loins divide by 0.

Blacurious

Fail-o-meter

Taken right outside my wife\’s office window. She says it\’s even better in person, because both meters are flashing it alternately.

Instant convertible

Incontrovertible?

Most recent Lost map…

…that I could find, anyway.

Sir Jeffrey Hudson, Pie

Where the Wild Things Are

Semper Pulchrum

(And no: not 100% certain about the Latin.)

Pi

M[C]S vs. IE8

Internet Explorer 8 has a little feature Microsoft calls “Suggested Sites” that is supposed to list other websites you might like based on what you are currently viewing. I tried it with M[C]S, and IE8 had no clue what to suggest. I guess it just goes to show that there\’s nothing at all like M[C]S on the entire web!

Just Wear It!

On an island in the Philippines. Good advice.

SLLLAAAATTTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!

Wii Fit

The cake is a lie.

Holy Bible

Obama Fingers

Would you hit it?

I Snatch Kisses….

… and Vice Versa.

You know the Economy is bad when…

…Bruce Willis has a 2nd job as a Wal-Mart Manager.

“Yippee-ki-yay, Wal-Mart Shopper!”

Spring has Sprung

Boston.com

Tractor Tug Boat

She may not look like much…

…but shes got it where it counts, kid.

Star Wars “The Force” Action Figure

Terminator Salvation Poster

Dirty Harry

do you feel lucky, punk?

I smoke rocks

Nine worlds of Asgard

This is a diagram of the Nine Worlds of Asgard, showing the relationship of the various separate dimensional realms.
The diagram is not drawn to scale, nor do the positioning of the worlds above or below one another have any real significance since they are not in the same dimensional plane. The only evidence for placing Asgard at the top is that the world-tree Yggdrasil has its trunk and branches there, while its root system manifests itself on most of the other worlds. Yggdrasil, also not drawn to scale, is aligned with the Cosmic Axis with which the Earth’s axis also aligned.
Only a sample of the interdimensional passageways between worlds are shown here. The number of free-standing natural nexuses are unknown.
The world of Niffleheim is not considered a separate world in the Asgardian cosmology, but is thought to be an adjunct world to Hel

vikings had way too much time on their hands…
and psychodelic drugs.

Pacman cupcakes!

No idea where these are from…

Catwoman

A cat is fine too

Beware of the Ninja-Dog

Baby Stingray

Don\’t be fooled by it\’s cuteness…

Evolution of philosophy

Tyrannosaurus in an f-15

See, reptilecobra13 it IS an f-15

Caution: sand

“caution: sand Never know when that shit\’ll jump out at you”

One more Red Sonja Teaser

OK, they have my attention… let\’s see how good it is

Creepy fungus

For distracting zombies?

Furry Lobster

They have visited our planet from space
They have found us…delicious
Soon they will rain from the skies
Soon this world will be theirs