S&M
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says It’s OK. We get it on every week or so but it’s no big adventure, how’s yours? Sally replies It’s just great, ever since we got into S&M. Sue is aghast. Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that. Oh, sure, says Sally, He snores while I masturbate.
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Rectal Probe Biometrics
Fort Worth, TX – Biometric security systems like fingerprint and retinal scanning have been on the forefront of security, but a new biometric procedure promises to go even deeper.
Proberect Corporation\’s new rectal scanner promises to be the end all in security.
“As has been shown in countless movies, fingerprint and retinal scans can be easily duplicated by using wax molds or by cutting off the head of an employee, but rectal scanning is almost impossible to fake,” said Alan Cummings, CEO of Proberect.
www.bbspot.com/News/2006/11/biometric-security.html
Westboro Baptist Church
Gay couples kiss in front of a Westboro Baptist Church protest. According to Westboro Baptist Church, the flooding in North Dakota(the best state in the Union) is god\’s way of punishing the evil citizens. Last time I checked, everyone gets flooded when the dikes break. No magical barriers form around the Baptists. www.godhatesfags.com/written/fliers/20090325_north-dakota-flooding.pdf
Royal Air Dual Balloon Inflator Model # RPB-7-1X
Quote:
“ROYAL AIR DUAL BALLOON INFLATOR
MODEL # RPB-7-1X
This product is designed for high speed balloon inflation. It can be used to inflate one balloon or two balloons at one time. It includes extension tips for twister, small, and medium size balloons.”
V838 Monocerotis
AKA The Firefox Star. It\’s in the constellation Monoceros about 20,000 light years from our Sun.
According to Wikipedia: The star experienced a major outburst that was observed in early 2002. Originally believed to be a typical nova eruption, it was then realized to be something completely different. The reason for the outburst is still uncertain, but several theories have been put forward, including an eruption related to stellar death processes and a merger of a binary star or planets.
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Arab Terrorists Vs Marine On Airliner
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat… Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, ‘I need to get up and get a coke.’ ‘Don’t get up,’ said the Marine, ‘I’m in the aisle seat, ‘I’ll get it for you.’ As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, ‘That looks good, I’d really like one, too.’ Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors… ‘Why does it have to be this way?’ ‘How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?’
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Babies
I work with newborn babies a lot. Some very ugly, others very beautiful. Here are some babies for your enjoyment.
Happy Easter
Tags:Dark Humor, Easter, Religion, WTF
U.S. Sitcom Map
A map of the locations of different sitcom locations in the United States. I hardly watch TV, but I thought M[c]S would enjoy it.
BRP
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Humor, RPB
BRP –
Rise Of Cobra – Cobra Commander Action Figure
I guess that\’s it.
Not as bad as the kiddie-version, but bad nonetheless.
Orange you glab for change
Obama Cola!
go to www.jonessoda.com/ and customize your own soda bottle. I especially liked this one: www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=982736
Abandoned Lab
Laboratory located in Moscow. Now this place are guarded and access is forbidden.
brusnichka.com/2007/11/15/laboratory-of-studying-a-human-brain/?page=16
Highway to Hell
“In 2003, the U.S. and New Mexico Departments of Transportation renamed US Highway 666, the citys other major highway to Route 491 since the number “666” is associated with Satan and devil worship, thus it was offensive to some people and local Navajos some who are superstitious felt it will lift the route from being “cursed”.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallup,_New_Mexico
I passed through there in the summer of 95 and I can testify to the Navajo attitude –they really thought it was bad mojo.
Rabbit rage
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, WTF
Tympanum detail – St Foy de Conques
In college, I saw a slide of that face that was lit in such a way as to make it look twice as maniacal as it does here (similar to the second pic). Freaked me out so good that I went & found a tiny reproduction of it in the school library and zoomed it up on the xerox so many times that the final product looked positively psychotic.
Used it as a kind of signature for many years.
Let them eat crack
www.screencast.com/users/msaleem/folders/Jing/media/6819802c-6446-4f30-a09a-03801d0241b0
LP covers 2
Tags:Advertisements, Art, Humor, Music, WTF
Grenade Boy
My flight-of-fancy guess: a WWII-era (judging from the clothes & photo quality) souvenir,
from a GI dad who (judging from the kid) had some serious PTSD.
Prolly just a drilled-out dummy or casting from a surplus store…I hope.
Cat Shit One (Apocalypse Meow)
Graphic modern warfare and history acted out by anthropomorphic woodland creatures. Each nation is represented by a specific animal. (Americans are rabbits, Vietnamese are cats, Chinese are pandas, French are pigs, etc.) Though the manga takes place in the Vietnam War, a CG version featuring our American rabbit heroes in currently in the works – which takes place in the Middle East and features camels as the opposition. Trailer\’s on YouTube.
Safe for Work :: Pop Culture and Preacher Messages Don\’t Mix
The 70 year old deacons didn\’t find anything wrong with it, so it\’s good then right?
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