cash to cover the cleaning bill
A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. ‘Damn, he says. ‘I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.â€
‘Not to worry, says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. ‘Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.â€
So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. ‘Why are there two twenties? she asks.
The drunk replies, ‘Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.â€
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…
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Menace 2 Sobriety
18 x 24 Acrylic on Canvas. “LA Gangbanger Atticus”=going with the theme “The Sins of Atticus Finch” .
The Thing
Top to bottom (if they get posted in the same order that I uploaded them): Jack Kirby, Jae Lee, Walt Simonson, Bernie Wrightson, Alex Ross.
Travel to Mars
Expedia.com had flights to Mars on thier booking page on Aprils Fools. Trips ranging from $99 at the Colbert Hotel to $53,000 Martian resorts.
Bloodhounds Hunt Down Economy Crooks
I found exactly what kind of music to play for this pic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Protesters at the G20
Police confront a protester outside the Bank of England on Wednesday. Police are mounting a huge security operation during the G-20 meeting and businesses have also prepared for the demonstrations, with some boarding up premises.
Its from msnbc.com \’s picture slide show. I thought the picture was tits.
Playing Doctor
After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor’s boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother. ‘It’s only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age, the neighbor said. ‘Sexuality?! the mother yelled. ‘He took out her appendix!â€
– Sat April 4 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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CROSSBOWS AND CATAPULTS
Awesome board game? Or most awesome board game ever. Hours devoted to kicking my neighbors ass in this game as a child.
Vagnolia.. wait what?
This is at my school, on the Magnolia Campus. I decided to do some clever editing on the M…
Proof Jesus shops at Meijer
A cell phone shot. Probably true in all Meijer stores…clearly, someone in merchandising has a sense of humor.
Use of a Bayonette
From “The Imperial Infantryman\’s Uplifting Primer”, an in universe 40k publication
No wonder orkz kill so many guardsman!
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