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Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

It\’s pretty much my favorite beer.

Atheist Apocalypse

This will be a massive case of tl/dr

Hamburger Cake!

It\’s a hamburger. It\’s a cake. MMMMMMMMMMMM!

Grey Knights vs. Daemons

From the Codex Daemonhunters

Leon

meet with President Bush

An old man wearing a VFW hat walked up to the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine replied, “Sir, President Bush is no longer in office. He doesn’t live here anymore.”

The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.

The following day, the very same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine once again told the veteran, respectfully, “Sir, as I said yesterday, President Bush is no longer in office and doesn’t live here anymore.”

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to President Bush. I’ve told you already that he is no longer in office. He’s never coming back. Don’t you understand?”

The old veteran answered him, “Oh, I understand perfectly. It just makes me so happy to hear it — he didn’t attend the funeral of a single Marine killed in Iraq or Afghanistan, you know.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Sir, see you tomorrow, sir!”
– snopes.com: Funeral Rights

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If TV science was more like real science

PhD

The Colosseum

One afternoon we came across the Styrofoam packaging for a propane tank in my garage, thought it looked like a stadium, painted it gray and decided to fill it with spectators made entirely of toothpicks, gum and cake decorating supplies.

How to Be a Serial Killer

Sounds like a promising career field to me. I should go AWOL and make a grand spectacle of myself before I get thrown under the jail…

The Seven Deadly Sins

Mosh Pit

Time travel cheat sheet

Let\’s say you\’ve gone back in time…

Dragon Leather Bag

Badass Scale – 1 (least) to 10 (most) ?

please keep door closed

was going to see whats behind the door, but then i read the sign

Mr. Wizard

Taught me more science in grade school than most of my teachers.

How Star Wars Changed the World

blogs.news-journalonline.com/fanboy/star-wars-influence-map1.html

Do you still beat your wife?

Why You Should Beat Your Wife. Send 15c.

Besetzt

Mmm.

SPHA-T

“Self Propelled Heavy Artillery – Turbolaser”

NSFW – Haw!

can’t afford to get pregnant

‘I’ve got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can’t afford to get pregnant! said Edna to her friend Priscilla. ‘But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy,”Priscill a responded. ‘He did. replied Enda. ‘That’s why I can’t afford to get pregnant!”
– Fri April 17 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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Firebreathing jesters

creature feature

some more at
sow.ggnet.co.jp/room.htm?no=10

Ben 10

2nd best cartoon on Cartoon Network?

Baldur’s Gate II

I don’t care how much of a bitch she was, Viconia was always in my party. Usually Edwin, too.

Minsc

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!

*squeek*

A Girl With Persian Tattoo

Say Cheese!

www.time.com/time/picturesoftheweek/0,29409,1889229_1864833,00.html

Asshole Bleach

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, ‘I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job. The second woman says ‘Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached! To which the first replies, ‘Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”
– Thur April 16 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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Drawn Together

Best cartoon on Comedy Central?

Rock-Paper-Scissors Anger Issues

Japan Wins At Google Maps Weirdness

Johnny Test

The best cartoon on Cartoon Network?

Queen Mary 2

Loved ocean liners as a kid; saddened that they went into such decline. When they built this thing I was psyched –right up until that fucked-up accident just before it entered service.

www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20031116/quennmary2gangwaycollapse_20031116?s_name=&no_ads=:

I mustve inherited a sailors superstition, because my fawning is always tinged with leeriness.

The Young Ones

Watched this on MTV when many of you were zygotes. Haven\’t seen it in a dogs age, but damn was it funny.

Alotta Bucks Coffee

Don\’t You Agree?

Every Album Ever|

The track list of all albums, you cannot escape it!

Even more classic beauties

Jane Russell, Brigette Bardot, Greta Garbo, Veronica Lake, Julie Newmar

another star wars fan

A bit of nerd on plastic love

Music Kills

proceed.

This Elephant Moment Is Going To Be Epic

I wish I found an after pic.

Guinness

Yea It\’s that damn Important.

Economic Crisis

Lolz

So Dawg i heard you like….

pure win!

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Kingdoms of Dust

Shocker & Company

WTF comic panels

Jenni Orr

I\’m not sure what I would do if I was running along that trail and came upon her like that.