Star Trek Book Club Forums Are Now Open!
Tags:Interesting, StarTrekBookClub.com
As you all know www.startrekbookclub.com is a part of my lil web empire, and some forums just opened up over there, I figured there was a movie coming out soon, might as well capitalize on it.
So, if you have anything star trek related to speak of, please vist forums.startrekbookclub.com/ and chat away to your heart’s content. As it’s a part of the Tiki Web Group, your user name and password from MCS will work over there as well.
Also: right now all offsite image loading is disabled. I realize this sux, and I’m currently working on a work around to work around the problem, but these things take time and I have none of that right now. I promise there will be a fix in place by the end of the weekend!*
*(if I’m sober)
SCUD
Disposable Robot Assassin: Heart Breaker Series 1373
This unit will self-destruct upon termination of target
Game over. Geek wins.
Michael Jordan having ‘retired, with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
* If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
* If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there.
* If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it.
* He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
* If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
* If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
* He’ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
* He’ll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
* This year, he’ll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn’t it?
However
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over. Geek wins.
– Wednesday Morning Humor: Game over. Geek wins.
from tikiwebgroup.com
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Norwescon
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Star Wars
A Seattle Sci-fi convention recently attended. 1. Jar-Jar Slayer 2. Steampunk Engineers 3. Sasquatch Archangel 4. Some Convention \’Babes\’ 5. We called him: “Bubble Boy”
Some Buns/Cupcakes I Made
Rich honey, cinnamon and rosemary cakes with lemon buttercream icing.
Pretty much the previous cake.
Old School
Tags:Batman, Humor, Motivational Posters
Because it was done right the first time.
Falcons
\’bout ten years ago I stole a model plane from my brother, because he wouldn\’t let me help him make a model of an F-15 he was working on, so while he was busy I swiped an F-16 kit from his pile and made/painted it, and fell in love with fighter jets, a dreamy one sided romance that continues to this day. He wasn\’t too happy. I painted it pink.
Raptors
I love these beautiful fighter jets so much! So hot, in that sexy killer war-machine kind of way.
ok so what had happened is that I signe din on the wrong client, and then I wasn’t using the right noe, so if you go tht echart room you’ll fin dme there talking to myself
Also: why did you forget to IM me? I loved you 🙁
Jesus and Satan On The Computer
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job.’
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports .
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his work and I don’t have any?’
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES….
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Voltron Royal Crest Wallpaper
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Voltron was my favorite childhood cartoon, so i made this as a tribute to the series.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Tags:Dark Humor, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Pride + Prejudice + Zombies, Pride and Prejudice, WTF, Zombies
