Couple more Tikis

The dollar tree down the street has a whole tiki party theme going on right now.

Cockpit at Night

House for Vicoden Ad

belligerent drunk

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: ‘I can lick any man in the fuck’n place! The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: ‘Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?”
– Mon April 27 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

from tikiwebgroup.com

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I want to believe

Live Journal

Earthquake and Swine Flu in Mexico City

today, april 27th, were a 6.0 richter earthquake in Mexico City D:!! the end is near!

maybe is part of “The Patron”

What the…?

I don\’t know what is going on in his pic, or anything else about it actually.

Really Big Engine

The Wartsila-Sulzer RTA96-C turbocharged two-stroke diesel engine is the most powerful and most efficient prime-mover in the world today. The Aioi Works of Japan \’s Diesel United, Ltd built the first engines and is where some of these pictures were taken. It is available in 6 through 14 cylinder versions, all are inline engines. These engines were designed primarily for very large container ships. Ship owners like a single engine/single propeller design and the new generation of larger container ships needed a bigger engine to propel them. The cylinder bore is just under 38″ and the stroke is just over 98″. Each cylinder displaces 111,143 cubic inches (1820 liters) and produces 7780 horsepower. Total displacement comes out to 1,556,002 cubic inches (25,480 liters) for the fourteen cylinder version.

Some facts on the 14 cylinder version:

Total engine weight:

2300 tons (The crankshaft alone weighs 300 tons.)

Length:

89 feet

Height:

44 feet

Maximum power:

108,920 hp at 102 rpm

Maximum torque:

5,608,312 lb/ft at 102rpm

Fuel consumption at maximum power is 0.278 lbs per hp per hour (Brake Specific Fuel Consumption). Fuel consumption at maximum economy is 0.260 lbs/hp/hour. At maximum economy the engine exceeds 50% thermal efficiency. That is, more than 50% of the energy in the fuel in converted to motion.
For comparison, most automotive and small aircraft engines have BSFC figures in the 0.40-0.60 lbs/hp/hr range and 25-30% thermal efficiency range.

Even at its most efficient power setting, the big 14 consumes 1,660 gallons of heavy fuel oil per hour.

Helicopter -v- Plane

EnglishRussia

Redneck?

Or why hunting isn\’t a sport.

The Best Job in the World

flickr: getpopsy

Deftones

Awesome band.

www.oneloveforchi.com/

No.1 Game

I saw this in Books-a-million. Their no.1 game is a hat!

(I had to repost as I fell into the their/they\’re/there trap)

Things that happen in Umderground Parking Garages in the Movies

Graphjam
Yeah yeah, I know. Another graph

No.1 Game

I saw this in Books-a-million. There no.1 game is a hat!

Moose at work

Working moose, northern Ontario.

Bike Trailmarker

Being a bike rider, and more of an artsy than a science person i think this is a neat idea. really. its interesting and idk. shutup. but srsly would chalk on your tires lower your traction at all?
www.ohgizmo.com/2009/03/20/contrail-biking-community-tool/

UFO Clouds

Superman on the couch

Deadpool in the rain

Speedy Bullet

manly hair

Handsome Man In Bed

james bond looks left

Calvin – parenting is screwing him up

Falling Sprite

Bad Screen

Sage – In Every Fucking Field

9-11 was an inside job – demand the truth

Parking Lot Fail

yo dawg I herd you like dolls

Toy Story – Bunny Ears

Supergirl – Windblown

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

roast duck with mango salsa

Madilyne Pryre

Wolverine Wallpaper

bacon and cheese pizza sandwich

Iron man Right

Busty baby

Dark Batman

overweight cosplayers

Eye Fuck

007 – bond and gun

The superior Bond!

suicide booth in use

Damned Dam

Eve Trinity – Battleships

no More Ladders

backup plans – somtimes they’re so good you want everything else to fail

ah, remember when deadpool was awesome?

sleepy gorilla